Joe User is "Joke User"

on Jan 08, 2007

me heartys, I be havin' one of them thar brain farts agin'...it came to me as I wuz prearin' fer me meditation after a tiresome struggle with Doc an his libatious thirst...if'n we could get tha Capt'n aboard tha scurvy dogs ship after he'd dun had 'is way with ta curry cabbage we mights be in a position ta rid ourselves of the likes of 'em an proceed to Stardock after headin' due west 'til we hit a coastline an figurin our posishun then

857

on Jan 08, 2007

"Hullo, be thar a bottle o' rum lyin' about all handy, like?".

Me wife put me on the wagon {hic}. oops!

858

on Jan 08, 2007

if'n we could get tha Capt'n aboard tha scurvy dogs ship after he'd dun had 'is way with ta curry cabbage we mights be in a position ta rid ourselves of the likes of 'em an proceed to Stardock after headin' due west 'til we hit a coastline an figurin our posishun then

Get us both on board, and thar be no survivors. It not be in the Genny Convention, but we not be needin any mor ingredients neither.

859

on Jan 08, 2007

Get us both on board, and thar be no survivors

good on ya mate

860

on Jan 08, 2007

Get us both on board, and thar be no survivors

aye they be mighty fine secret weapons we ave! aragghh

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starkers

on Jan 09, 2007

Get us both on board, and thar be no survivors.

That'd be fer shure....an' us'd 'ave ter take Mistress Jeniffer wiv us as well, so's her can gin in a bit o' cat o' nine practice.

Tha fact be, Mistress Jennifer 'ave bin such a loyal crew mate, us should promote 'er up ta tha cat o' eleven (a Spinal Tap reference) so's her can 'ave 'em squirmin' n' squealin' even louder.

862

on Jan 09, 2007

s should promote 'er up ta tha cat o' eleven (a Spinal Tap reference) so's her can 'ave 'em squirmin' n' squealin' even louder.

aaarrghh aaarrrrghhh!

863

on Jan 09, 2007

Tha fact be, Mistress Jennifer 'ave bin such a loyal crew mate, us should promote 'er up ta tha cat o' eleven (a Spinal Tap reference) so's her can 'ave 'em squirmin' n' squealin' even louder.

Aye Capt'n that thar be a thought worthy of a second share of tha rum an she might jes' be acceptin' it if'n it don't be inteferin' wit her cutlass time she be so fond of

864

on Jan 09, 2007

Aye Capt'n that thar be a thought worthy of a second share of tha rum an she might jes' be acceptin' it if'n it don't be inteferin' wit her cutlass time she be so fond of

aye whittling fuzzy's pointy ears new points aaaarrrgghh

865

on Jan 09, 2007

Aye Capt'n that thar be a thought worthy of a second share of tha rum

Avast ye matey! I be in charge o ta rum! Dont be given out my rations wit owt me permission!

I'll {hic} tink abut it. {hic}

866

on Jan 09, 2007

I'll {hic} tink abut it. {hic}

Doc' ye be backslidin' already????

867

on Jan 09, 2007

Doc' ye be backslidin' already????

oooo aaaarghhh ye be lookin very disappointed tawoods!

868

on Jan 10, 2007

Aye Mistress Jenny, me wuz in high 'opes fer the ole sea....OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!....will someone who's 'pose to be feedin' Pecky stir up some grub fer 'im, the rascal jes took a plug outta me finger

869

starkers

on Jan 10, 2007

..will someone who's 'pose to be feedin' Pecky stir up some grub fer 'im, the rascal jes took a plug outta me finger

Somethings wrong here, Pecky wouldn' go fer a finger normally....did ye 'ave it disguised as a pink jelly bean, by any chance?

I'll ne'er fergit tha time that thar Froggie cap'n whar relievin' heself o'er tha side o' that thar tub o' e's....Pecky spied wot 'e whar up ta (he's pink jelly bean too) an' flied right o'er thar fer a chomp er two....

T'war tha funniest fing I e'er see'd...that thar Froggie cap'n 'oppin about wiv e's britches 'round e's ankles, wiv Pecky flappin' all frantic like while 'angin' ta 'e's wossit fer dear life.

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