Mistress Jenny be toungue tied fer once Capt'n...good on ya mate

aye that I be - all bleary eyed tis mornin! I be takin me foot out me mouth now and be yellin again!

sorry Mistress Jenny, couldn't let that one slip by

*casts the cat o nine tails affectionately across Tawoods back* youch!

hahahhaha tis no problem tawoods, no problem, be good ta be laffin aint it!

bes batten down ta hatches thar be a big storm a brewin ere in ta triangle an ifs we don want ta be part o davy jones locker we bes be mannin our posts good an proper! capt what be ye orders den?

aw bleedin hell this ere boat be tossed around sommit cruel I be feelin a bit peagreen now!!

I be feelin a bit peagreen now!!

at first glance me was readin' "I be feelin a bit pregnant now"...lmao...sorry agin Mistress Jenny

Mistress Jenny be toungue tied fer once Capt'n...good on ya mate

Well I'll be buggered... never thort I'd live ta see tha day when a woman whar speechless. It seems thar be a first time fer everyfing....but it's sure ta be tha last now that us've gone n' mentioned it.

bes batten down ta hatches thar be a big storm a brewin ere in ta triangle an ifs we don want ta be part o davy jones locker we bes be mannin our posts good an proper! capt what be ye orders den?

Now that be one blighter of a storm...bess be tyin' everyfing on deck down n' gittin' eveyone below after battenin' down tha 'atches. I juss 'opes us baint be goin' ta all that thar trouble on account o' ye confusin' tha docs tunderous britches belches fer gale force winds.

at first glance me was readin' "I be feelin a bit pregnant now".

Yeah, I 'ad ta take a second look thar....cos on first sight I whar thinkin' 'bout keel'aulin' tha culprit crewman, then avin' tha blaggard hung-drawed n' quartered fer takin' them sorts o' liberties wiv our good lady friend.

Any 'ow, us'd better git ta securin' everyfing afore tha storm hits...oh, a git ta checkin' under tha longboats juss in case Doc 'ave done got heself drunk n' curled up 'neath one o' 'em....us don' want 'im washed overboard, now do us!

Any 'ow, us'd better git ta securin' everyfing afore tha storm hits...oh, a git ta checkin' under tha longboats juss in case Doc 'ave done got heself drunk n' curled up 'neath one o' 'em....us don' want 'im washed overboard, now do us!

Capt'n...happy to report tha Doc be secured in the ships chapel where he 'ill be a hearin' me prepartory lament to Stardock if'n we ever gets outta this 'ere confounded
Triangle

Capt'n...happy to report tha Doc be secured in the ships chapel where he 'ill be a hearin' me prepartory lament to Stardock if'n we ever gets outta this 'ere confounded Triangle

owl-lowed be thar name.  

owl-lowed be thar name.

hhhaaa ere ye be seein tawoods now be castin out ta drinkin devils outta ye

avast ye devils of drink...begon with ye from this poor vessel of a broken man or I be sendin' ye to the bottonless pit that Davy Jones hisself be so afeared of he cried like a wee lamb to not be hearin' the name spoke aloud in 'is presence...

Capt'n...happy to report tha Doc be secured in the ships chapel where he 'ill be a hearin' me prepartory lament to Stardock if'n we ever gets outta this 'ere confounded Triangle

I be very glad ta 'ear that...that tha Doc be safe n' sound. I were wurried poor tha 'ol Doc'd git washed o'er tha side by tha fearsome waves t'is 'ere storm be lashin' up. I juss 'opes ye can git tha demon drink out o' e's system so's 'e can navigate proper like ta git us out o' this 'ere curse'd Triangle

owl-lowed be thar name

Well that thar be a welcome change frum: "Hullo, be thar a bottle o' rum lyin' about all handy, like?".

Well that thar be a welcome change frum: "Hullo, be thar a bottle o' rum lyin' about all handy, like?".

If tawoods as any part o it - ta doc be sober quick time!!

Did ya see the tornado in ta sky ta water from ta sea was funnellin up too! Bloody nora we's in fer a rough ride!!

I be wishin we be in calmer waters now wit ta good sun shine or back on holiday!

Did ya see the tornado in ta sky ta water from ta sea was funnellin up too! Bloody nora we's in fer a rough ride!!

Me wasn't sher if'n that thar was ta weather or if'n the Capt'n dun had another eruption in 'is britches

I be wishin we be in calmer waters now wit ta good sun shine or back on holiday!

calmer waters an outta this 'ere blasted Triangle 'efore we be makin' headlines on one uv dim public television shows

Me wasn't sher if'n that thar was ta weather or if'n the Capt'n dun had another eruption in 'is britches

hahahahha

Did ya see the tornado in ta sky ta water from ta sea was funnellin up too! Bloody nora we's in fer a rough ride!!

Yep, I see'd it, an' I near crapped me too. 'Owever, it be nuffin ta be afeared of...it were Gorg usin' some of e's alien technology ta try n' create us some dry land so's us'll 'ave somewhar's ta shelter frum tha storm.

Me wasn't sher if'n that thar was ta weather or if'n the Capt'n dun had another eruption in 'is britches

Now, now, Chaplain, ye obviously wosn't payin' proper attenshun in yer physics class, now wos ye! Them thar tornado's sucks fings up inta tha 'eavens ....if'n it 'ad bin one o' me notorious brithes belches, thar'd 've bin gale forced winds blowin' us all about, n' thar'd 've bin even choppier seas tossin' tha Twisted sister frum pillar ta post.

calmer waters an outta this 'ere blasted Triangle 'efore we be makin headlines on one uv dim public television shows

I'll say....us don' want that thar lot wot does 'big bruvver' comin' 'ere n' filmin' our ev'ry move....not sure I'd like fer some sticky beak wiv a camera follerin' me ta tha crapper