Reply #826

It be usin ta rage from within! aaaargghh

It be a good thing to see ye was able to get that outta ya

t be a good thing to see ye was able to get that outta ya

aye that tis that tis, now ye should be tryin im too, be good fer ta soul!

aye that tis that tis, now ye should be tryin im too, be good fer ta soul!

Where's the bloody trigger at!?!?!?!?!

Where's the bloody trigger at!?!?!?!?

aye work off some o tha anger at avin found out we be sailin in circles in ta bermuda triangle an no way out!!

aye work off some o tha anger at avin found out we be sailin in circles in ta bermuda triangle an no way out!!

Aye, an what better way to work off tha anger than ta fire a few broadsides inta that thar navy scow!!

Oh, an' hide tha rum as well...it be tha bane of navigators an' tha real reason we not be gittin' closer ta Stardock. We be trapped in tha Bermuder Triangle, but it baint be tha helmsman's fault, I'll tell 'e. I see'd tha map 'e 'ad ta wurk from, an' it looked like somebody 'ad dropped a can o' worms on it ta plot tha course.....

Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart.

Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart.

Aye, stead of a strate edge, I bin using a compass. I cudnot figur out why I cud not sraw a straight line.

Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart. Aye, stead of a strate edge, I bin using a compass. I cudnot figur out why I cud not sraw a straight line.

oh lord help us!! rofl

Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart. Aye, stead of a strate edge, I bin using a compass. I cudnot figur out why I cud not sraw a straight line. oh lord help us!! rofl

We be in definate peril fer sher...LMAO

I bin using a compass.

A compass? Looked more like ye'd took to it wiv one o' them thar spirograph thingyemyjigs when I see'd tha map....n' that were after I 'ad peeled tha spaghetti orf.

oh lord help us

Oh Lord 'elp us orright....p'raps tha vicar 'll 'ave a few words in e's ear so's us can be on our way ta Stardock agin real soon, like. This 'ere Bermuder Triangle ain't tha nicest place ta be n' I'd like ta be gittin' gone out o' 'ere real soon.

Looked more like ye'd took to it wiv one o' them thar spirograph thingyemyjigs

Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down?

Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down?

that thar be a etch-a-sketch screen ye be refferin' to Doc...the spirograph thing look like a gear with holes in it an a picture of Spiro Agnew on it best as I be remember of them times long ago

Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down?

*shooos the fog away....*

Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down?

Nope....but it would o' bin good if'n us coulda turned tha map upside down ta erase tha squiggles ye left ta confuse tha buggery out o' tha 'elmsman....tha poor sod still be goin' 'round n' 'round in circles n' can't walk a straight line along tha deck. It were suggested that strappin' 'im inta e's 'ammock might help cure e's vertigo...but that keeps goin' 'round 'n round wiv 'im.

.the spirograph thing look like a gear with holes

That be it orright! Now us'll 'ave ter hide tha darned thing n' replace it wiv a ruler....p'raps wiv a strate edge n' a bit less of e's elbow bendin', tha doc 'll be able ta set a course that'll git us out o' this 'ere Bermuder Triangle.

It were suggested that strappin' 'im inta e's 'ammock might help cure e's vertigo...but that keeps goin' 'round 'n round wiv 'im.

Reply #858

Mistress Jenny be toungue tied fer once Capt'n...good on ya mate

sorry Mistress Jenny, couldn't let that one slip by