Us've ne'er give a quarter, so's thar be no reasun ta start now....start firing afore that thar guv'ner do's summat 'orrible ta our Mistress Jennifer. I 'ears thar be talk of an 'angin or 'praps even a spankin', mebbe even both....so us'd bett'r git ta rescuin' 'er real quick like.

aaaargh ta Gov e be sttin me out on a visitors pass an all til e fixes me cell up like - twas not livable conditions an all bein rat infested - ta rats lkept stealin me pen an i could not get ta messages out! aaarrggh Ta gov be fair like e be sayin tis fine ta be in ta prison but ta conditions mus be livable like - good man!

Tis good ta be seein ye capt and crew *cracks the whip and dangles the thumbs screws for all ta see* aaarrggh I be itchin real bad ta be dishin it out like - so ye survey lot bes be good men now! aaaarrgghh

start firing AYE AYE Capt'n!!!!

aaargh Tawoods - ye bes be oldin orf on tat - e be settin me free fer a while.

aaaargh an I mus be thankin ta good First Mate Guy fer takin out me message to ye all - so ye be not thinkin i be kidnapped or somitt! Ye be gettin a barrel o rum from me when we's be hittin land again!!


(thinks to self - how the hell did I find my way back to the ship ion the foggy Bermuda Triangle?)

aaaarrgghh

(thinks to self - how the hell did I find my way back to the ship ion the foggy Bermuda Triangle?)

It not be matterin' how ye got back, tis good to see ye back on board matey

It not be matterin' how ye got back, tis good to see ye back on board matey

thankin ye - tis a bit o magic at work an all.

Now back ta tha bizness at hand...whar be tha evil spock ship an we needs to be on tha way to Stardock

Now back ta tha bizness at hand...whar be tha evil spock ship an we needs to be on tha way to Stardock

be ta spock ship joinin us after all - I tort e be refusin an all? aye back to ta business at hand - ta be findin our wayoutta ta mist o ta triangle and eadin fer ta rich pickins at ta stardock!! aaarrgghh

Hoist ta main sail me earties! who be in ta crows nest on ta look out? an where be ta cat'n of this ere bucket ta twisted sister?

Come on ye salty ol sea dogs, ye mangey bunch o scurvey sailers be movin an rousin yeselves!

ta seas still bein rough an all ye bes be puttin ye backs into it - or there be no rum rations tonight! a aararraggghhhh

Hoist ta main sail me earties! who be in ta crows nest on ta look out? an where be ta cat'n of this ere bucket ta twisted sister?

The good Mrs. Starkers in the sickbay from to much sun...word has it she be as red as the tip of 'ole Docs nose

Yeppir!!! We'll see how fun this all is now.

I guess the general message is.....don't f**c with the "Brad".

I got it, but you just couldn't let it go...now, neither will I.

Explain this to everyone on the web and see who it is that really looks stupid.

Explain this to everyone on the web and see who it is that really looks stupid.

Um, er....stupid? All that's going on here is a bunch of people having a bit of harmless fun....at no-one else's expense, and certainly not yours. Why is that a problem?

Until now, you and your grievances had been totally forgotten (yet again)....but then you had to come back (yet again) with more of the same to remind everyone that fun and enjoyment is not in TheGuyPc's vocabulary I truly feel sorry for you, that your life is so mundane and utterly miserable that you feel the need to inflict it upon others with these repetitive whine fests and idle threats.

I offered the hand of friendship and tried to be nice to you, and nobody here would have been bothered one iota if you had let it go to join in the fun, but obviously we're not good enough and you've forgotten how to enjoy yourself, the company of others...how to be pleasant. Just as well the practice of dueling with pistols was outlawed a couple of centuries ago...otherwise you'd have been lead ridden long ago, given your frequent and aggressive challenges.

Stupid, eh! Well, sir, you've done more to aid and abet that line of thinking than anyone else here. Why...beats me!

Stupid, eh! Well, sir, you've done more to aid and abet that line of thinking than anyone else here. Why...beats me!

Given his obsession with something that no longer concerns him, I would be a tad worried that he is going to go John Hinkley on someone. Glad he is not in my neck of the woods.

everyone on the web

  

go John Hinkley

(Citizen)seldomseenJanuary 15, 2007 13:15:00

Well, that one be a lot better. But this guy's bullets be real, and the blood not be fake.