I just don't recommend lighting it in front o' Doc.

There be no chance of that happenin capt es wind is a weapon itself!

Top of the mornin to yer Doc

more poodle power!!! hahahahah

Beggin' ye pardon Capt. but me be believin' that thar is a example of tha Navy scows effect her cannon will be havin' on tha Twisted Sister

Ah, I gits it now ....ye wos referrin' tha firepower o' that thar navy bilge bucket. Aarrghh, us've got 'em out-gunned, then!

Shiver me timbers, wot be we waitin' fer, let's set course ta go scuttle 'em ....n' while we're at it us'll sic Pecky onta thar cap'ns pink jellybean fer good measure.

There be no chance of that happenin capt es wind is a weapon itself!

Aye, that it be....in fact, wiv all that thar rum he be swillin', Doc 'ave even surpassed me as tha great exponent of tha omnipotent trouser cough. I juss 'opes them thar U.N. inspectors don't decide we be harborin' a WMD (Weapon of Monsterous Disruption) n' impose sanctions on us.

Aye, did I drink this tub dry? Wat a oliday it as bin! Best be gettin back to me duties. Reportin fer ye Captn'. {Hic}

Arrg, sorry, that one kinda slipped out.

Aye, did I drink this tub dry?

there's a hole in the bucket dr Guy there's a hole in the bucket!

Ah, I gits it now

ah ta woods be a bright one capt! ye be getting another light now fer realizin now. hahah

ah ta woods be a bright one capt!

FINALLY, I GOT SOMETHING RIGHT!!!!!!

Now we be off ta tha dreaded Stardock???

dreaded Stardock???

nay tis to be looked forward to, not feared! tis a great place with much to offer!

nay tis to be looked forward to, not feared! tis a great place with much to offer!

but me never been ta such a place and I be dreadin' it

ut me never been ta such a place and I be dreadin' it

Fear not - we be pillaging and plunderin al ta loot from stardock and with ta crew we be avin on this ere twisted sister ship and er good capt ye be rich witin days! aaarrgghh

but me never been ta such a place and I be dreadin' it

Fear not, vicar....them folks at Stardock be real nice n' friendly, so ye 'aves nought ta wurry about thar.

Can't say tha same fer them thar swabs on tha navy scow, 'owever....they be shapin' ta fire on us, so mebbe ye could 'ave a wurd wiv yer boss upsairs about a bit o' divine intervention ta scuttle thar bucket. Now don' git me wrong...it's not that I be afeared of 'em or anyfing, but a heavenly bolt o' lightening 'd sure save us a shipload o' booty on gunpowder n' cannonballs.

nay tis to be looked forward to, not feared! tis a great place with much to offer!

Weeeerrreeee Off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of Stardock. If ever there ever there wiz there was, the wizard is stardock is because, because because........ of all the wonderful things he does.  

Hey doc!

An the award for best lyrics goes to.......

ye be full o fun this mornin first mate guy!

ye be full o fun this mornin first mate guy!

Aye, yer reply to Ta woods struck me funny bone.

but a heavenly bolt o' lightening 'd sure save us a shipload o' booty on gunpowder n' cannonballs.

Mistress Jenny be havin' tha weapon to be taking care of the likes of them thar scow scrubbers

Mistress Jenny be havin' tha weapon to be taking care of the likes of them thar scow scrubbers

tha be de weapon that Gorg invented, ta capt bes be tryin it out fer size!! It kick like a mule and ye as ta be angry ta fire it! It be usin ta rage from within! aaaargghh