Ah Bosun Gid ye be back in ta world of the sober then? Glad ta see ye man! What ave ye found out bout fangled computers at stardock then?

What ave ye found out bout fangled computers at stardock then?

That they not be understandable when the demon rum has got ye! {hic}

That they not be understandable when the demon rum has got ye! {hic}

*kicks FM Guy on the toosh*

ye been at ta rum agin FM Guy? Be ye wenchin tonight to? Ye be a bad influence on the Bosun then, we just got him dried out and workin' proper!  

*kicks FM Guy on the toosh*

Aye {hic} aye! Mistress jennifer! I not be partaking again. For the next 12 hours at least!

Gid's been busy a-working on schoolwork so that when we make our final attack, I know how to handle Stardock's blasted computers! And a lot of rum and a lot of wenches beside, of course, but a man has to have 'is priorities!

So ye 'ave bin bookwormin' and not at the sawrbones, then! Arrrggghh, ye 'as ta be up ta par when we gits there, so I be proud of 'e fer gettin' prepared. I were worried there fer a while, that too much wenchin' 'ad ye too weak ta make roll call there fer a while. Glad to 'ear ye be ok

That they not be understandable when the demon rum has got ye! {hic}

There not be much that be understandable after the demon rum has ye... it be why I don't imbibe meself. I 'as enuff trouble fathomin' stuff without it.

As fer Gorg, well he be not too 'appy that nobody considered 'is partnerless plight and 'as got 'imself a can o' green spray paint ta make one fer himself.....look out wenches, says he 'asn't 'ad one fer a couple o' hundred years now.

I warned ye not ta ignore Gorg's womanless plight......now there be an orfully long queue o' smilin' wenches just awaitin' ta git inta the bathroom ta wash orf the green dye he used so they looked more like them wenches from 'is 'ome town.

Us'll 'ave ta keep an eye on that Gorg, I spied a couple o' cabin boys standin' in that queue as well....let's just 'ope 'em was in the wrong place at the wrong time when Gorg ran amok with that bottle o' stuff he were sprayin'

Us'll 'ave ta keep an eye on that Gorg, I spied a couple o' cabin boys standin' in that queue as well....let's just 'ope 'em was in the wrong place at the wrong time when Gorg ran amok with that bottle o' stuff he were sprayin'

Sorry Capt'n, I missed the Gorg! Mayhaps I break out the penny sicilian? That be a Guido. I ear he cures that green stuff. And he be cheap.

Sorry Capt'n, I missed the Gorg! Mayhaps I break out the penny sicilian? That be a Guido. I ear he cures that green stuff. And he be cheap.

Guido maybe able ta cure that green stuff orf them wenches, but I dunno 'bout that Gorg ....he were born wiv it. S'pose that comes wiv bein' from anuvver planit! Would be good if Guido could get the green out o' Gorg.... tho t'would 'elp ta make 'im look a bit more 'uman and maybe stop 'im runnin' amok wiv 'is lil bottle o' green stuff ev'ry time he fancies ta wenchin'.

Shiver me salty timbers!!!! I just seed Pecky an' all he's feathers be tinted green. I'll 'ave ta be 'avin' words wiv that Gorg....me preshus Pecky now be lookin' and talkin' like an alien, bein' as he's taken ta mimickin' Gorg as well now.

Talkin' ta Gorg were not easy ta start wiv, but e's learnin' our lingo real fast and still uses a lot o' sign language....like if yer says Bush to 'im, he sticks up 'is middle finger ta show ya 'e knows who that be: and when yer mentions lil Johnny 'oward, Gorg sticks up 'is middle fingers on both 'ands.

and when yer mentions lil Johnny 'oward, Gorg sticks up 'is middle fingers on both 'ands.

That be a good trick! I be knowin some that would be aholdin to im if he could teach it to them.  

That be a good trick! I be knowin some that would be aholdin to im if he could teach it to them.

It be easy....they sticks up both 'ands and then their middle fingers, an' fer good measure, them can always throw in a few raspberries as well. Me thinks Gorg 'as it down to a fine aaart now...and what a show it be too. If yer mentions somebody 'e don't like too much, both middle fingers come up, there be raspberries galore and then 'e does that moondance thing Whacko Jacko did as well. An' if yer mentions that Osama feller, he does all that, 'is lil green face turns blue and there be yeller steam comin' out of 'is ears.

An' if yer mentions that Osama feller, he does all that, 'is lil green face turns blue and there be yeller steam comin' out of 'is ears.

The least be coming out of me ears be steam.

Aye, so where do I tell the Helmsman to set course for? Summer is over, and we best be on our way afore the waters freeze up Stardock way.

Aye, so where do I tell the Helmsman to set course for? Summer is over, and we best be on our way afore the waters freeze up Stardock way.

Tell 'im ta set Course Fer Orstraylya....we be comin inta some warmer weather 'ere. an' I reckon you fellers 'll like it downunder....so long as ye steers clear o' spiders n' snakes, crocs n' shaaarks. I 'ears some of 'em 'as bites worse than Inland Revenue and them Politicians who gives ye somethin' wiv one 'and then takes back twice as much wiv the other. We do 'ave one other dangerous creature, but I reckons ye don't 'ave ta worry 'bout 'im too much. He always be surrounded by security people, but I reckons they be there more fer your own protection, ta stop lil Johnny bitin' n' bleedin' ye dry.

Tell 'im ta set Course Fer Orstraylya

We not be besetting Stardock? Some of the crew be not liken that. They hear of all the fine women their, and of course of all the grog that Brad keeps in stock for his mind reading machine!

Twill not be an easy task, but ye be the capt'n. Aye, Aye sir.

Me thinks Bosun Gid as figured out 'ow ta git certain information from stardock ta prepare us better fer our raid in ta warmer weather, so I be 'earin, be tis true capt'n?

This Brad fella be changin things al l ta time, our information is out of date fer ta raid seein' as how the look as changed and all! We best be hunkerin down an makin new plans, what think ye capt'n and FM Guy?

Perhaps we could send Gorg in ta scare ta pants off all em fellas in Stardock? Then send Pecky in after all ta jellybeans!

Orright, orright, us'll 'ead fer Stardock first....but ta git there afore them ice caps sets in, us'll 'ave ter git Garter on them baked beans ta put a bit more wind in them thar sails. But ration 'in ta only one can per day....we does want ta keep them thar sails on the masts and intact.

Perhaps we could send Gorg in ta scare ta pants off all em fellas in Stardock? Then send Pecky in after all ta jellybeans!

Now, now, us don't want ta be scarin' them fellers, nor 'ave pecky attackin' their pink jelly beans, either. We wants ta create an alliance wiv 'em so's we can fight together ta rid the world o' default XP desktops....not ta mention gettin' our 'ands on Brad's mind reading n' surveillance machines. Fer instance, it'd be good ta git some o' that stuff inta the Playboy Mansion....ta 'elp boost crew morale when the wenches be on shore leave.

Don't reckon there'd be much point ta puttin' any of it in the Oval Office ...don't figure much thinkin' or activity be goin' on there these days - tho it could've bin interestin' when Clinton were in there.

After that maybe us could wander down to 'ave a friendly parle` wiv Bill Gates, ta see if he 'as anyfing we can use ta conquer the world, ta rid it o' Steve Jobs an' git Apple/Mac puters doin' what we wants, instead o' how 'e sees them should be. Me thinks Jobsy's spectacles got fogged up when a wench kissed 'im fer the first time back in 1969, and 'e ain't seed a thing proper ever since....bein' the pompous lil git won't let us put 'is stuff on our PC's. We needs all that stuff if us are ta conquer the world....so mebee we'll send Gorg ta Jobsy's place n' scare 'is pants orf....and Garter on triple rations of baked beans ta p'raps raise the roof some ta make room fer Jobsy's ego n' swelled 'ead