Capt'n Starkers I be hearin in ta tavern Blackbeard be in ta cove yonder, we be makin a visit there?

Bad situation got the better of me, don't reckon I'll be around for a while.

https://forums.wincustomize.com/?forumid=24&aid=128159#996784.....last couple of entries explains it.
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Hmmmph.....I takes a much needed rest and the place goes ta pot.

There be no decks swabbed, the bilge be full o dirty waaater an' the sails be not unfurled. Oh well if this bucket don't run in me absence, best the admins scuttle 'er as Davy Jones' locker awaits ta be 'er watery grave

There ya go GuyPC, maybe ye'll get yer lockin' wish after all.....nought escapes Davy Jones' locker once it be in there.

As Metallica once lamented....'Sad but True'



****I'll be orf, then****

'tis not the same without you

Arrg, best get the mates back to work. You know what they say, when the capt'n's away, the crew does play!

Ok, Mistress Jenny, get that whip going. Time to get this crew back to work.

Aaaaarghhh...so there be some of 'e left aboard then!!!! When I gits back there were not nobody about....all I seed were a note from Pecky sayin' he were flyin' orf ta the Canary Islands ter Find 'imself a woman.

I thought ta meself he were jealous o' you lot n' all them wenches, so off he went ....bit of a mismatch me thinks, Pecky and them poor canaries. He be near buzzard sized and quite uncouth....so them delicate lil canaries 'ad better fly South fer winter early, I reckons.

Some of ye might've noticed me missus 'as signed on proper ta keep a proper eye on me, so I 'aves ta stay aboard now. When I tells her I were gonna 'ijack a vessel carryin' a cargo of Viagara and retire to a tropical paradise wiv lots o' Polynesian wenches at me beckon call, her says to me that I'll be swingin' from the yardarm afore I do. So me buckos, it looks like I be 'ere fer a while longer yet.

Ok, Mistress Jenny, get that whip going. Time to get this crew back to work.

Absolutely...and as first mate you'll 'ave ta keep yer eyes peeled fer slackers an' give 'em a pistol whippin' if 'n they don't snap to right away. If I were you, I'd keep it loaded as well, fer them scurvy seadogs who'd rather slip over the side than work.

On another note, looks like we'll have to purchase my wife WC and OD subs now she has taken an interest of her own. I got quite a surprise when I'd just gotten up from a nap and found her here on WC...on the new puter I built for her. Didn't do too bad of a job for my first effort, even if I say so myself....IT WORKS!

Well I did get quite run down there for a while and severely lacking motivation, but a few days of complete rest and relaxation has me revilalised and ready fer some more plunderin'.....Stardock here we come.

Aye capt'n welcome back! I was beginnin' ta think thar be no crew left when ye be gone.

Pecky and them poor canaries.

Pecky be sendin a note by pigin carrier, he be back wid in ta week!

revilalised and ready fer some more plunderin'.....Stardock here we come.

mmm capt'n Stardock best be fraid, fer we's be comin now or never!

Some of ye might've noticed me missus 'as signed on proper ta keep a proper eye on me,

If ye be talking about a Ms Starkers that I did. I will make sure the mates hold their tongues in the lady's company.

I will make sure the mates hold their tongues in the lady's company.

aye be sure ye do, tis the cat theys that be not holdin their tongues will be feelin!

ave yer seen ta previous owner of this ere ship PC Guy he be writin under humor lookin fer 'is point fer this 'ere blog it be titled hippocrates 2 - I be givin him ta bollockin' an all!

Me thinks the cpat'n shold be takin im an keel haulin im!

ave yer seen ta previous owner of this ere ship PC Guy he be writin under humor lookin fer 'is point fer this 'ere blog it be titled hippocrates 2 - I be givin him ta bollockin' an all!

Aye, he has to write under 'umor, as it be funny! But I not be given him any! I see Commodore Zoomba be given him good advice, and that be the only points he need get.

Alright you scaliwags! Hoist the sail! We be headin to stardocks!

It be good ta see ye all back aboard....fer a while there I thought I were on a Ghost Ship. I heared all this creakin' n' cracking and thought I were bein 'aunted....and when I 'eard all that moanin' n' groanin' comin' out of the 'old, I were ready ta jump ship meself. Me fear only subsided when I knew'd it were Bosun Gid down there wiv some wenches.

Aaaarghhh, what I'd give to 'ave 'is staminer...I'd 'ave a permanently hoisted mast and we'd be in eyeshot o' Stardock in no time.

I be rousting mate Gid as well, he be back in the morn!

I be rousting mate Gid as well, he be back in the morn!

Back in the morn, eh! What, he be orf to the sawbones again....fer a checkup and more tonic? There be an awful lot o' rum gone, so I 'opes he be gettin' 'is liver checked out as well.

He be not a bad lad, that Bosun Gid, but if I told 'im once, I've told 'im a thousand times that rum n' wimmin weaken knees and 'is duties'll suffer if 'e don't slow down a bit on that wild life of 'is.

What worries me is that P & O might git ta 'ear of 'is partyin' reputation an' shanghai 'im ta be one o' their cruise ship directors come entertainment officers. The ol' Twisted Sister wouldn't be the same without 'im. Maybe Mistress Jennifer can employ one of 'er methods o' persuasion ta remove that temptation from 'is mind...the cat o' ten be a powerful argument should it ever arise.

Oh, and Gorg wants ta know if anybody knows of any grey/green wenches....he likes it here an' wants ta find 'imself a lady friend....and no good tryin' ta pass orf a sea sick wench, either. He's bound ta spot the difference eventually, and us don't wanna piss 'im orf. Has a bit of a temper, I hears....took a powerful dislikin' to a crowd on one planet he visited, so turned their sun inta a black 'ole ta show 'is displeasure.

And if that's not enough ta scare ye, he 'as 'imself a laser guided cat o' eleven wiv razor sharp edges fer precision limb/gonad removal. Ow do ye think Cap'n ook lorst 'is 'and in the first place...and it weren't no shark who took it, neither?

There be an awful lot o' rum gone, so I 'opes he be gettin' 'is liver checked out as well.

Aye, it not be the sawbones, but the hangovers that got him! But he be back soon enough. Soon as he sobers up!

He near took my rations of rum as well!

Gid's been busy a-working on schoolwork so that when we make our final attack, I know how to handle Stardock's blasted computers! And a lot of rum and a lot of wenches beside, of course, but a man has to have 'is priorities!