Orright, orright, us'll 'ead fer Stardock first....but ta git there afore them ice caps sets in, us'll 'ave ter git Garter on them baked beans ta put a bit more wind in them thar sails

Best be breaken out the masks as 'is wind be toxic!

not ta mention gettin' our 'ands on Brad's mind reading n' surveillance machines.

we best be puttin on our tin hats then! So we be surprising him first!

we best be puttin on our tin hats then! So we be surprising him first!

Never leave ome, witout mine!

Best be breaken out the masks as 'is wind be toxic!

Me thinks us'll 'ave ta wear masks and remain below deck while Garter the farter be doing what 'e do's best....we be short o' lifebelts 'an I don't wanna me crew gettin' blowed overboard.

we best be puttin on our tin hats then! So we be surprising him first!

It be too late ter be s'prisin' Brad now....apart from them tin 'ats bein' useless agin the Iris readin' bot in IconPackager that can see right inta yer mind, he be readin' up here on our impendin' arrival. Don't think he be too worried about it tho....I hears he be stockin' up on extra grog n' grub. As fer the Stardock lasses, they be orf limits to ye scurvy lot as they 'aves important duties ta be tendin' They be workin' on a Froggie Pirate detector so's we can 'unt 'em down an' scuttle their garlic ridden brigs.

Now I 'as ta be orf fer a bit...me missus be beckonin' me ta do the dishes cos her 'and be in plaster.

They be workin' on a Froggie Pirate detector so's we can 'unt 'em down an' scuttle their garlic ridden brigs

Arrgg, that be too easy! Just look for the whites o'er their backs with the yellow streak down it.

Arrgg, that be too easy! Just look for the whites o'er their backs with the yellow streak down it.

That be fine when ye can see 'em (and o' course it'd be their backs ye'd be seeing if there be a skirmish), but this Froggie Pirate detector be special....it can see 'em over the 'orizon, so's we can sneak up on 'em n' scuttle their buckets afore they knows we be there.

Us've got a lot ter thank that there GuyPC for....if it weren't fer 'is conspiracy stuff, we'd not've 'ad the inspiration ta be gettin' all these inventions ta loot n' plunder Froggie hulks, sack n' pillage ports of their grog n' wenches. Aaaarrrghh, the pirates life be a good one!!

Us've got a lot ter thank that there GuyPC for....

Aye! Let's drink a toast to the GuyPC! Hip, Hip, Hooray! {Hic}

Aye! Let's drink a toast to the GuyPC! Hip, Hip, Hooray! {Hic}

But that leaves yer poor ol' cap'n out...I be a teetotaller (sometimes a coffeetotaller) an' I'll 'ave ta celerbrate some 'ow else.

Ahaaarrghhh, I 'as it now! Seein' as 'ow me missus broke 'and n' it be in plaster her can't get wet, I'll 'ave a coupla wenches come n' gimme a proper bathin' wiv all them fancy bubbles them uses. I'll 'ave ter git 'em ta pay p'ticular attention to me peg leg n' make sure me stump gits a good washin'

I'll 'ave a coupla wenches come n' gimme a proper bathin' wiv all them fancy bubbles them uses. I'll 'ave ter git 'em ta pay p'ticular attention to me peg leg n' make sure me stump gits a good washin'

Ah capt'n ye be too late ta wenches ave left the ship an gone back ta LWs barge when we set sail fer stardock!

Sorry ta spoil ta fun!   

Ye best be takin ta long boat over ta the barge later!   

Arr, me hearties! Dontcha be a payin no nev'rminds to me. I be lookin' for me grandmother's locket that she lost in these blasted dunes somewheres.

I be lookin' for me grandmother's locket

Ye might want to talk to Mistress Jenny, as she is partial to shiny jew-jaws.

Ah capt'n ye be too late ta wenches ave left the ship an gone back ta LWs barge when we set sail fer stardock!

Okay then, Mistress Jennifer, so how be ye with back scrubs....and 'as yer any o' them fancy bubbles ta make the waaater smell nice?

Arr, me hearties! Dontcha be a payin no nev'rminds to me. I be lookin' for me grandmother's locket that she lost in these blasted dunes somewheres.

Oh dear, I wonders if that be the one I took ter Ye ol' porne shoppe ta trade fer one o' them new fangled six shot blunderbusses!

If it were, then us'll plunder a couple o' Froggie vessels an git 'er some better ones, and necklaces, earrings, brooches....some o' that fancy smellin' stuff them Froggies calls 'toilet waaater' But if her wants back 'er own locket, us'll go back ta that thar porne shoppe an' hock GuyPC's tinfoil 'at n' dark specticles ta git it back fer 'er.

BTW, Po`, it be good ta see ye 'ere! I sure 'opes ye'll be 'anging around fer a bit, us'll be needing that thar shovel o' yours when us gits ta the treasure.

Okay then, Mistress Jennifer, so how be ye with back scrubs....and 'as yer any o' them fancy bubbles ta make the waaater smell nice?

Ye 'as absolutely no chance capt'n, tis me whip ye'll taste fer even suggestin' such nonsense! Now be ye bendin' over rover, fer 6 o' ta best!!   

Arr, me hearties

ah Po 'ow ye be doin' then? Keep diggin'!   

ah Po 'ow ye be doin' then? Keep diggin'!

At is rate, he be in china soon enuff.