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Published on June 30, 2006 By TheGuyPC In Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

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on Sep 16, 2006
Ye 'as absolutely no chance capt'n, tis me whip ye'll taste fer even suggestin' such nonsense!


A back scrub be warrantin' the cat o' ten? An' me bein' Cap'n n' all! Aahaarrrgh, I know what it be.....you be afeared o' me stump, that be it!! Never fear me dear, ye'd ne'er git ta be orrrified by that unpleasant sight....me peg leg be too 'ard ta git on n' orf fer ye ta e'er see it.

Now be ye bendin' over rover, fer 6 o' ta best!!


Thank ye, Mistress Jennifer, I'll be 'avin' 12 o' those....always were a bit of a masochist when it come ta a few cracks aross me rear. That's why I be so mischievous, so's ta go regularly across mrs starkers knee fer a spankin'.

At is rate, he be in china soon enuff.


Now that could come in real 'andy! If us were ta fill the 'ole wiv enough sea waaaater, us'd 'ave us a shortcut ter sail down there fer some Oriental plunderin', sackin' n' lootin' Not only that, Gorg might git ter find 'imself a suitable wench ....bein' yellers not too far orf from bein' green.

on Sep 16, 2006
Thank ye, Mistress Jennifer, I'll be 'avin' 12 o' those....always were a bit of a masochist when it come ta a few cracks aross me rear. That's why I be so mischievous, so's ta go regularly across mrs starkers knee fer a spankin'.


ooohhh aaaahhhh ye be incorrigable Capt'n!   
on Sep 17, 2006
ooohhh aaaahhhh ye be incorrigable Capt'n!


Aaarrgggh, that I be.....but any pirate cap'n worth 'is salt 'as ta be incorrigable ter set a good example fer 'is crew. I mean, us don't want fer 'em ta be prancing about like a bunch o' nancy boys while we be a pillagin' them Froggie tubs, now do us! I wants fer me crew ta put the fear o' bejesus inta them Froggies wiv evils looks in their eyes and wikkid looks on their faces....so's them snail eaters be more concerned 'bout changin' their poncey knickers than firin' shots at us.

Actually, mrs starkers put me 'cross 'er knee agin last night....cos her found the toilet seat were still up - an' then I tells 'er I done it on purpose.

I be 'opin ter git meself anuvver spankin' t'night. I be goin' ta insult 'er cookin' n' say it be orf as I throws meself 'cross 'er knee....that oughta do the trick.
on Sep 18, 2006
Ye 'as absolutely no chance capt'n, tis me whip ye'll taste fer even suggestin' such nonsense! Now be ye bendin' over rover, fer 6 o' ta best!!


Mistess Jennifer, Cap'n starkers be 'armless and ye has no fears 'as no need to be afeared o' giving him a good ol' back scrub...... that stump of 'is 'aven't worked fer years now, or so 'e tells me
on Sep 18, 2006
Mistess Jennifer, Cap'n starkers be 'armless and ye has no fears 'as no need to be afeared o' giving him a good ol' back scrub...... that stump of 'is 'aven't worked fer years now, or so 'e tells me


Ah the good Mrs Starkers! 'Ow be ye then? I'm 'oping yer hand be gettin' better'er and better'er each day 'en.

Now the good Capt'n, who e be foolin then? Giv' im a damned good spankin tonight ' then! We can't be 'aving a capt wit' a stump that be not workin' can we?

Ah I'll not be scrubbin' ta mans back, i scratch nor scrub no mans back! Twill be makin' me soft when I be needin' ta use the cat on em!
  
on Sep 18, 2006
Ah I'll not be scrubbin' ta mans back, i scratch nor scrub no mans back! Twill be makin' me soft when I be needin' ta use the cat on em!


Not be scubbin' a man's back? Haven't you heard of barbedwire? Cap'n starkers would positively love that, bein' the sick n' demented ol' bugger he is, he'd think it'd be a good way ta get rid of pimples.

Now the good Capt'n, who e be foolin then? Giv' im a damned good spankin tonight ' then! We can't be 'aving a capt wit' a stump that be not workin' can we?


Well he be good to me so I calls 'im a good Cap'n..... and p'raps if I gives 'im an extra 'ard spankin' tonight, maybe I can get 'is stump workin' after all.

on Sep 18, 2006
Haven't you heard of barbedwire? Cap'n starkers would positively love that, bein' the sick n' demented ol' bugger he is, he'd think it'd be a good way ta get rid of pimples.


Steel wool works wonders I 'ear as well.
on Sep 18, 2006
Not be scubbin' a man's back? Haven't you heard of barbedwire? Cap'n starkers would positively love that, bein' the sick n' demented ol' bugger he is, he'd think it'd be a good way ta get rid of pimples.


'Ere, what be 'e doin' givin' me secrets away like that? I were a very private person 'til ye went tellin' ev'rybody I be a bit deviant an' inta them barbed wire back scrubs ....don't mind them steel pot scourers, either.

and p'raps if I gives 'im an extra 'ard spankin' tonight, maybe I can get 'is stump workin' after all.


Not that I minds a good spankin', but ye don't need ter flail the skin orf me rear....a plate o' oysters an' some ginseng tea 'll do the trick, oh, and some o' them anti- inflammatories fer the arthritis, don't want me gettin' all stiff, do we.

Ah I'll not be scrubbin' ta mans back, i scratch nor scrub no mans back! Twill be makin' me soft when I be needin' ta use the cat on em!


Orright then, if ye not be goin' ta give I a barbed wire back scrub, as Cap'n I orders ye ta soak that cat o' nine in brine fer an hour or two afore ye takes ta flailin' away.....an' gimme a chance ter git me shirt orf first, so there be no paddin' ta spoil me enjoyment.
on Sep 18, 2006
I'm going to have a quiet and reflectful day today, to remember a man I greatly admired, respected and counted as true champion....Peter Brock, Australia's greatest motoring ambassador, a true and charitable gentleman who gave more than he ever thought of taking.

Peter was tragically killed in a rallying accident last week and his State Funeral is being held today at Melbourne's St Pauls Catherdal at 11.00am.

Today is not for tomfoolery and pirating for me, I shall watch the televised funeral to honour Peter's life via the fond memories of the speakers, his friends, family and those who knew him best.
on Sep 19, 2006
Today is not for tomfoolery and pirating for me, I shall watch the televised funeral to honour Peter's life via the fond memories of the speakers, his friends, family and those who knew him best.


Have a good day off. We'll be here tomorrow.
on Sep 19, 2006
Have a good day off. We'll be here tomorrow.


Thanks, Dr Guy. For some Aussies, it was like a National day of grieving, such was the huge stature and personality of Brocky. My wife met him several times and was rather saddened by his tragic death, so today, the day of his funeral, I spent most of it with her contemplating the great man and watching TV footage of his remarkable life and achievements, from his numerous motoring feats to his many charitable works.

But in the spirit of Peter Brock, who loved life and wouldn't want us to mourn, I'll be back on deck in the morn'.
on Sep 20, 2006
I 'ad this oarful feelin' in me sea gut that Fuzzy feller 'ad jumped ship, and I sees thaat 'e 'as. If ye looks o'er the 'orizon ter the North, ye'll see 'e be staaartin' e's own piratin' thread....it be mutiny, I says...mutiny!!!!

I tell 'e what me buckos, I sees us 'aving ter broadside that thar dingy of 'is n' bringin' 'im back aboard ta serve that thar mutineer some buccaneer justice. What say us ties 'im ter the rudder n' sails in circles 'til 'e be too dizzy ta stand....and us'll git that thar result without so much as a drop o' precious rum passing 'is treacherous lips.

I should've knowed not ter trust plank duties to a feller wiv pointy ears....like a thief in the night, 'e used the cover o' darkness ta tip-toe across it ter cap'n that thar piddlin' lil dingy he be floatin 'bout on now. What say ye me 'earties, shall us go o'er there n' scuttle it fer 'im?
on Sep 20, 2006
Welcom back Capt'n. YOu show us where to point the cannons, and we be taking care o'er the rest.
on Sep 21, 2006
'ad this oarful feelin' in me sea gut that Fuzzy feller 'ad jumped ship, and I sees thaat 'e 'as. If ye looks o'er the 'orizon ter the North, ye'll see 'e be staaartin' e's own piratin' thread....it be mutiny, I says...mutiny!!!!


Who be this fuzzy fella ye be speakin' on capt?

on Sep 21, 2006
Not be scubbin' a man's back? Haven't you heard of barbedwire? Cap'n starkers would positively love that, bein' the sick n' demented ol' bugger he is, he'd think it'd be a good way ta get rid of pimples.


Aye Mrs Starker tha' be a very good idea! tis ta pain I be dealin'out nex' time I be needin' ta tie someone up i be usin barbwire!

Peter was tragically killed in a rallying accident last week and his State Funeral is being held today at Melbourne's St Pauls Catherdal at 11.00am.

Today is not for tomfoolery and pirating for me, I shall watch the televised funeral to honour Peter's life via the fond memories of the speakers, his friends, family and those who knew him best.


I be sorry ta be 'erin' this capt'n, ye be a good man an all payin' ye respects.



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