I had ta do it.....the big 500!

booty laden ??!! Is't not that pesky louse wot hides in t'woods o' Baluchistan after th' crashin' 'n' bombin's he caused Sep 11th?! Wot then...'as he 'ad a sex-change whilst buggerin' about in them caves w' naught but men about fr comfort 'n' companionship?! Waugh! AArrrh...

Nope, booty laden be no relation ta them thar varmints. It be meanin' full o' treasure, not full o' shite, like that thar brood o' recalcitrant cave dwellers.

ROFL arghhh ye men be givin me a guts ache I be laffin' so much! This ere Seldom be a good mate ta ave on board, be 'e not? Now we's be waitin' fer Fairyy ta be joinin us too!

Maybe we should be lookin ta capture that laden fella? ta reward might be big like?

Now Capt'n ye sitting on ta big 500 are we be 'oldin' another celeeebray..shun like? First Mate Guy can be rustling up ta crew and da wimmen quick like!

Now Capt'n ye sitting on ta big 500 are we be 'oldin' another celeeebray..shun like? First Mate Guy can be rustling up ta crew and da wimmen quick like!

Yep, a celeeebray..shun would be a good idear, but it looks like it be just us a doin' of it.

I goes ashore fer a few days ta git meself a bit o' rest an' the place goes ta pot! Whar be everyone, 'ave 'em all jumped ship ta go wenchin'....swillin' rum in town??

First Mate Guy can be rustling up ta crew and da wimmen quick like!

Tried to rustle up a few, but they deserted! mate Gid went and got himself a respectable Job! Indeed! Aint nuttin more respectable than crew this fine ship!

Tried to rustle up a few, but they deserted! mate Gid went and got himself a respectable Job! Indeed! Aint nuttin more respectable than crew this fine ship!

Arrrgghh, what be this desertin' business...respectable JOB? There be nuffin' more respectable than a life-long career in piratin'....it be a sad day fer such a noble profession when swabs be jumpin' ship t' do landlubbers work.

Us'll 'ave ta make it more attractive, me thinks....extra rum rations p'raps, a proper chef in the galley....wenches 'tops' an optional extra.

Tried to rustle up a few, but they deserted! mate Gid went and got himself a respectable Job! Indeed! Aint nuttin more respectable than crew this fine ship!

oy these lads and girls be fer ta high jump fer leavin ta ship without capt'n approval, me cat now be itching ta be scratchin' em all!

me cat now be itching ta be scratchin' em all!

Get to scratching Mistress Jenny. HOw about pain a visit to that seldomseen bloke first.

Aye 'n' y' be scratchin' this here...

oy these lads and girls be fer ta high jump fer leavin ta ship without capt'n approval, me cat now be itching ta be scratchin' em all!

I be glad you be aboard, Mistress Jennifer...us be needin' a strong disciplinarian such as yourself ta restore some order 'round 'ere. Ye can be leadin' the raidin' party us sends ashore ta round up them ship jumpers an' bring 'em back....after ye 'as satisfied yer cat o' nine lust, us'll be amused by 'em doin' some ariel acrobatics orf tha yard arm.

Get to scratching Mistress Jenny. HOw about pain a visit to that seldomseen bloke first.

Gotta find 'im first....lives up to he's name, don't 'e. He be like that Scarlett Pimpernel feller....we knows he be about, but us 'ardly e'er sees 'im.

'Owever, seein' as 'ow our other Bosun jumped ship, me thinks a promotion be more in order than the cat o' nine...so seldomseen, scrape yerself up orf that thar pavement (didn't realise you'd put on so much weight) an' take yer position on deck as Bosun 1st class.

Gotta find 'im first....lives up to he's name, don't 'e. He be like that Scarlett Pimpernel feller....we knows he be about, but us 'ardly e'er sees 'im.

Aye, he showed himself. I think I be going blind for it too!  

Aye, he showed himself. I think I be going blind for it too!

I seed 'im o'er on anuvver thread...I reckoned he 'ad better git back aboard afore Mistress Jennifer takes ta flexin' 'er whippin' arm. Still not about, tho....mebbe it be a deliberate absence, so's ta git a good floggin'. Arrrgggghh, be he a man after me own 'eart, enjoyin' them thar simple pleasures in life!

Arrrgggghh, be he a man after me own 'eart, enjoyin' them thar simple pleasures in life!

E can ave ere heart! And my stomach! not that I be needin it much now.   

And my stomach! not that I be needin it much now.

What! Be 'e feelin' seasick, me ol' mate....or be it the galley wench's cookin' upsettin' yer gizzard again?

Us'll 'ave ter git ourselves a new cook, me thinks....just so long as it not be one o' them thar Froggie chefs, I were none too partial ta them snails n' frogs legs.

just so long as it not be one o' them thar Froggie chefs, I were none too partial ta them snails n' frogs legs.

They be fine eatin - when ye stand on the land. Not good with a rolling ship neath yer feet!

They be fine eatin - when ye stand on the land. Not good with a rolling ship neath yer feet!

That were what I meant...they just don't taste as good comin' back up as 'em did goin' down.