I have solved my own problem! I created my own site.....just so I could learn how to create an account on the web.

I must admit, once I got it up and running, it was a bit of a learning curve to figure out how to sign up. But I did it! I've also learned how to add pic's to my photo gallery, post in my forums, create classified ads, upload music etc. All on MY OWN SITE

The sign up was the hard part though...I must admit. They just don't explain this part well enough. Now I hope I don't log out of my own site, or I may not be able to figure out how to log back in!   

I know that this will strike you as funny....but did you know that I can pick and choose who I want to allow to register? Yep! It's true. It's amazing what you can do with an admin. panel. You don't even need to know a persons IP address. Though I still don't have a clue what that is. I can stop anyone from doing anything at any time! If anyone has a complaint? I can ignore the shit out of them.....then, bash them for months! What would Bush say? Oh, "That'll learn um."

So I've figured out a lot. But I can see that you all are busy with your little circle jerk and don't have time for anything else. That's o.k., just keep basing your opinions on absolute ignorance. That's the way to succeed in this world.

You all bore the shit out of me. But I'm sure you knew that already...you seem to know everything.

Bleh...............

Guess we won't be getting an invite then...

...oh darn my little cotton socks   

Now I hope I don't log out of my own site, or I may not be able to figure out how to log back in!

Well if it happens, you're always welcome back here for a visit, to share classifieds & photos....and nobody need see yer red face or embarrassment (unless you wanna post a webcam pic).....

Got locked out o' me cabin once and (rotundly) got stuck halfway trying ta go thru tha port 'ole ....just as well I went in feet first, or everyone would've seed me embarrassment.

You all bore the shit out of me.

So I take it from that, we won't be getting a pirate thread over there, then?

Not to worry, PC, best of luck with your site, hope it all goes well for you.

Got locked out o' me cabin once and (rotundly) got stuck halfway trying ta go thru tha port 'ole ....just as well I went in feet first, or everyone would've seed me embarrassment.

Ooooh me capt'n that be a funny picture what springin' ta me mind! I be bettin' Mrs Starkers be using her paddle on ye stuck bottom and there be nought ye can be doin bout it!

Bon Voyage Guy Pc and best o luck ta yer matey! May ye be findin many chests o booty ta fill ye pockets and wimmen ta be keepin ye bed warm!   

oh darn my little cotton socks

oy thar Fuzzy ye be givin ye sock ta the good Mrs Starkers - she be very good at darnin socks!

Aye 'n' y' be scratchin' this here...

Seldom now this ere picture ye be showin be real icky and blobby an where be ta head? I be worrin' what ye be doin wit ta head, I 'oping ye be not shrinkin' ta 'ead fer an ornament o that thar poor person!

Aint nuttin more respectable than crew this fine ship!

aye First Mate Guy this be true! Tis ta best ship in ta world!

Ooooh me capt'n that be a funny picture what springin' ta me mind! I be bettin' Mrs Starkers be using her paddle on ye stuck bottom and there be nought ye can be doin bout it!

Oh Arrggghhhh! And it were the best spankin' I ever 'ad....t'were real good 'til 'er stopped paddlin', an' I says to 'er: "Ow about ye gives it one almighty final effort ....please."

Well' er did, an' it were a beauty too....I feels a ferocious crack across me arse an' the next thing I knows be me 'ead 'ittin' the cabin door on tha other side o' the room. Not only were I nursin' an 'eadache, I could 'ardly sit down ta eat me tea....which weren't easy cos me false teeth 'ad flied out an' wasn't found 'til next morn'.

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! I be back aboard! Now whare be 'e all me 'earties? Thar be bilge swillin' up from down below, sails that needs a hoistin', n' wenches that needs a chasin'....not ta mention them thar kegs o' rum us aves down in tha 'old. Best ye all gits back ta work 'n pump tha bilge afore them rum kegs floats orf inta tha sea.

We be here. 'Ow was the vacation Capt'n?

We be here. 'Ow was the vacation Capt'n?

I'z don know bout thee Capt'n but me has had one long vacation from this here place..no one missed me either....I shan't become a topless wench to become a favorite here....
I still thinks me best be cooking and not nursing the men...I'z much rather be handling taters than men's parts...if there's any men's parts to be handled, I'll do the choosing instead of having to do that...

that ok with you? anyone?

I still thinks me best be cooking and not nursing the men...I'z much rather be handling taters than men's parts...if there's any men's parts to be handled, I'll do the choosing instead of having to do that...

We be needin a cook! The crew be wastin away on grilled cheese sandwiches.

It be 'bout bloody time ye all be back on ta boat!

I sees Ta nurse has become ta cook? Ms Trudy be cookin fine food fer all!

Ms Trudy be cookin fine food fer all!

She be a professional! No more of that maggot infested grub we be eatin for the last 40 days. Arrrggggg!

She be a professional! No more of that maggot infested grub we be eatin for the last 40 days. Arrrggggg!

ah that be sounded good, Ms Trudy what we be suppin' tonight?

ah that be sounded good, Ms Trudy what we be suppin' tonight?

AHA! Vala! I knew ye be here! You cant stay away from a good voyage!

So, go on sissy boy.

 Classic.  


um.... "go on" what?