It isn't now...but I noticed that, too...

Maybe Starkers was writing some more secrets and got zapped by Stardock again.

Maybe Starkers was writing some more secrets and got zapped by Stardock again.

Nope....turned out to be a case of can't beat him join him! Seeing as how I was so spot on about the secret filters/technology in use, seems they feel I might be used to unofficially divulge stuff Stardock sort of want you to know about but don't really want to admit officially....like the addition to be included in the next IconPackager update that places a bot in random desktop icons to watch for militant liberal paraphanalia, etc...to be sure, to be sure. No good hiding the icons, it auto installs itself in the start button, widgets, gadgets if the icons aren't present.

Why was the third page blank?

There is no third page.... (it's all in the matrix.)

Sorry about that, people....revealed too much too soon on page 3 and it was deleted.

Oh, and guys...no point dressing up in drag to gain blog creation as a chick, either. That deception will be counter-acted by an addition to the fingerprint collector, which samples DNA to determine gender....offenders will have their snapshot taken by the desktop icon bot and have it plastered (with name) throughout the skinning community...

No good complaining....and besides, it promotes honesty...as in, imagine how you'd feel if you cracked onto a real foxy chick in a singles bar, only to find out later she? was a cleverly dressed, made-up drag queen.

imagine how you'd feel if you cracked onto a real foxy chick in a singles bar, only to find out later she? was a cleverly dressed, made-up drag queen.

How did you know about my last date?

How did you know about my last date?

How'd it turn out?

How did you know about my last date? How'd it turn out?

Didn't you hear about the naked man running down broad street at 1am?

Didn't you hear about the naked man running down broad street at 1am?

When your "date" went by the user name of "Buffalo Bill", that should have tipped you off right away, doc.

So, how WAS the bottom of that well, anyway?

This thread totally delivers.

what might be funny is WE are all having a grand time here while the originator of this thread is still being pissy.

How did you know about my last date?

Maybe I was THERE?!!! Not as your date, though....just sitting at the other end of the bar looking on in mirth & glee at the outcome.

Oh, and BTW, d'ya wanna buy the photos, negatives off me? (already got my copies)

This thread totally delivers.

So glad you're enjoying it....the spy-bot on your screen confirms your amusement, as evidenced by the tears of laughter streaming down your face....so yeah, you're welcome. Which is more than can be said for the liberal wooz who sympathises with the originator of the thread and stuck his finger up at Brad, as there will be consequences.....

When your "date" went by the user name of "Buffalo Bill", that should have tipped you off right away, doc. So, how WAS the bottom of that well, anyway?

We will never know!

Oh, and BTW, d'ya wanna buy the photos, negatives off me?

OMG! How much is it going to cost me?

OMG! How much is it going to cost me?

Awww, not much....well not compared to the price of your dignity. Well, you wouldn't want them published all over the net, would you??????

Can't manage it all in one hit? Well I'm quite happy to take it in weekly/fortnighly installments....say, how about a weekly conspiracy thread that provides as much amusement as this one has. Deal?

Yeah, yeah, I know, I need to get a life. Trouble is, my motivation to go much beyond button pushing and a few mouse clicks, using my overly furtive imagination, is somewhat thwarted by the Tassie winter playing havoc with my arthritis. Oh well, it may very well have it's advantages.....

Yeah, I can see it now: job offers to co-write and produce sci,fi/espionage stories from influential people in high places who've been monitoring my activities here; the CIA/MI5 offering me a high salary and free reign to extract information from double agents, etc, by means of imaginative technology and devious means.


(starkers is awoken from dream state by wife wanting job done)

Wow....this is..well....wow.

Yep, I've seen that error before.  it's caused by those pesky web developers trying to implement upgrades to the site.  yep, it singles certain individuals out- those who are trying to create a new blog site while the site is being updated.

I'm sorry that our free site (JoeUser) didn't meet your expectations.  I'll promptly refund the money you paid to join JoeUser........

WinCustomize and the other Stardock sites are not related to JoeUser.  Nothing in the purchase of any Stardock Products or services gives any implied or real right to use JoeUser.  Brad Wardell is not Stardock....Stardock is Stardock.  To read that somebody thinks that he would personally block them because of their political leanings gave me a huge chuckle.  LOL  Funny stuff.

Yep, I've seen that error before. it's caused by those pesky web developers trying to implement upgrades to the site. yep, it singles certain individuals out- those who are trying to create a new blog site while the site is being updated.

Shucks...that all it was? No religious, political filters? No spy gadgets or software to single out individuals with shady connections/allegiances for 'special' treatment?

Damn, if this is official, then that means the mirth and intrigue of this thread has been carboshed. You sure, KarmaGirl? I mean, really, really sure?

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted....but there's always one in every crowd, so I'm sure another conspiracy theory will arise to provide amusement....we can only live in hope.

BTW, Brad, at least for a while you gave 007 a run for his money.