Hey Fairyy, I'm too lazy to try and figure it out, what's your motto translate to?

Its in " Maori " and means " Stand Strong "

They are mocking your claim that Brad and Stardock have some sort of super secret software that determines a person's political persuasion when they try to create an account.

Aha...but Stardock does have its ways!!! A little bird told me of unsubstantiated reports that Brad has implemented the following measures to weed out various undesirables.....

Firstly, political persuasion is determined by mind reading via your webcam/monitor - those not meeting the criteria are instantly denied access. Tin foil hats are useless against the probe - unless lead lined, but then you die of lead poisoning (mission accomplished} - as a data sensitive particle beam enters the nostrils to collect relevant information.....

Secondly, new technology to monitor touch reads fingerprints off keyboards to check for criminal records....whether or not you're left-handed, which counts as 10 demerit points. The fingerprints are data matched against FBI, CIA and Interpol records....a match qualifies for instant disqualification to creating personal blogs. Right now I'm wearing rubber gloves, each on the wrong hand to confuse the software....

And thirdly, a search is done of your 'My Pictures' folder to see if you have any autographed piccies of unpopular world leaders, etc....those deemed to be unacceptable result in blog denial.....

As Mr Palance used to say....Believe it, or not.

I didn't want to go here but d3adz0mbie created an object that makes all this clear: https://www.wincustomize.com/viewskin.aspx?LibID=34&SkinID=233

It's been on my desktop since 2004 and has never led me astray.

geez, I can't believe people are still responding to this whiny assed drivel

cookie for Mason!

You know we'll have to execute you now...

But, but, but.....oh shucks...in trouble again for letting the cat out of the bag. Just as well I never mentioned the far reaching pupil probe that seeks deep into the mind for evidence of liberal/commie sympathising/participation in past lives.

89 responses! Wow! I gotta get your "point whore" badge ready! You know how to pack 'em in!

I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs.

I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs

Hot or regular?

I may have to start reading JU again.

I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs.

Damn! Caught me in drag!

Damn! Caught me in drag!

That may be more information than I want to know....

If this is JokeUser, we should be telling jokes!

TheGuyPc was taking a test one day, wearing headphones. A proctor saw this and immediately grabbed them, pulled them out of his ears and said, "you can't wear those in here!"

TheGuyPc looked up, gasped and with hands to throat, fell over dead.

Shocked the proctor looked at the headphones and wondered what TheGuyPc was listening to... so he put them to his own ears...

"breath in... breath out... breath in..." ;~D

"breath in... breath out... breath in..."

Whew!  I thought he was listening to me Contralto!

geez, I can't believe people are still responding to this whiny assed drivel

Geez, I guess it's cos it's the only party in town with entertainment, sit-down comedy, a floor show.....it's the 'in' place to be right now

I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs.

Well there you go, PC Guy, you have your answer.....dress up in drag and you're in like Flynn. Now don't you feel like a right goose, coming up with the 'liberal' conspiracy theory when it was something far less sinister....

Never mind....the wife felt sorry for you and has sent off some bikini-line wax, eyebrow pluckers, a bra and G-string to go with one of her old but nice party dresses. Hopefully that's enough to fool 'em

Ugh-oh!!! News just to hand....Stardock insider has revealed disturbing information regarding a new filter to weed out, prevent undesirables from creating blogs. The new technology, in conjunction with current filters, identifies these people then zaps them with an electric shock that travels along a laser beam emanating from their monitor. Persistent rejectees will continue to get stronger and stronger shocks until....well you get the picture.

Well!!! This revelation put Stardock in a whole different light, doesn't it! With such advanced technology, NASA will be wanting in to compliment their star wars program, and spy agencies world-wide will want in also. Just hope it doesn't adversely affect continuing development on ObjectDesktop, other great Stardock products.

Bugger, just got zapped with what looked like a bolt of lightning coming from my screen, then an immediate tada....incoming mail....

It read: "That was for giving away company secrets....."

Guess I'll have to keep quiet about the matter transporter that reassembles rejectees at Stardock headquarters for a proper dressing down if they don't get the message, then

.........OUUUUCHHHH, that hurts, Brad! Okay, okay, I get the message, but you didn't have to have the voltage up that high.

What's next...???

Why was the third page blank?