Orrighty, then, us'll 'eve ter look 'inm up.

I be volunteerin' Doc fer that there assiagnment

Oer them feminine napkins at 50 paces?

'ere now...be that any way to be a speakin' Doc???

Reply #752 an I be seein' none of 'im sense nye, but da odder parrots be squawkin a bunch!

     oooo ye ol dog ye!


Pecky be back on board now, e be lookin mighty pleased wit imself!

'ere now...be that any way to be a speakin' Doc???

Me arse be a burning, and the doc be a peekin! Ere now, I care not wha be proper! Arrrggggggg!!!

Me thinks this 'ere paaarty be gettin' a bit rough/ o'er tha top...so I'll be a pullin' up me pants n' retiring to me cabin fer a snooze 'til ye settles down a bit....

This be faar too much excitement fer me wiv all this 'ere wenchin' n' mast buildin' a goin' on....I'll see ye all ship shape n' back in yer uniforms when I awakes.

This be faar too much excitement fer me wiv all this 'ere wenchin' n' mast buildin' a goin' on....I'll see ye all ship shape n' back in yer uniforms when I awakes

uniforms? ere, when did that appen?

shipshape aye!

uniforms? ere, when did that appen?

That 'appened when I decided I didn' wanna see any o' ye nekkid. Tha wenches mightn't 'urt me eyes none.....but that thar Dr Guy n' tawoods 'd certainly make I wanna wear a blindfold.

*hands Captn Starkers ta blindfold!*

hands Captn Starkers ta blindfold!*

Best and out enuff fer to hole crew!

*hands Captn Starkers ta blindfold!*

Do that mean ye be refusing ta git yer uniform on, then ? Oh well I suppose the can be an exception to every rule juss as long as Dr Guy n' tawoods follers 'em.

Best and out enuff fer to hole crew!

t'would be cheaper n' easier if ye whar attired in yer 1st mate's clobber....then I'd 'ave somewhar's ta pin yer medal fer distinguished service in tha rum dispensin' dep't.
Now ye wouldn' want me ta be 'avin' ta pin it to yer...er, I thinks ye gits tha pichur.

An' I 'opes that thar ta don't fink e's Chaplains dog collar'll be enuff of a uniform ta provide 'im e's dignity, neither. He can be as nekkid as 'e likes under that thar cassock of e's, but it 'aves ta be tha minimum if 'e wants ta play Santa this year n' 'ave tha wenches sittin' on 'e's knee.

but it 'aves ta be tha minimum if 'e wants ta play Santa this year n' 'ave tha wenches sittin' on 'e's knee.

knowin tawoods, it not be a knee they be sittin on!   

Do that mean ye be refusing ta git yer uniform on, then ? Oh well I suppose the can be an exception to every rule juss as long as Dr Guy n' tawoods follers 'em.

Nah capt'n I jes be wearin me own clothes is all!

aye and one fer good luck

she be one heck o a lady the mighty fine Ms Geena!

An' I 'opes that thar ta don't fink e's Chaplains dog collar'll be enuff of a uniform ta provide 'im e's dignity, neither. He can be as nekkid as 'e likes under that thar cassock of e's, but it 'aves ta be tha minimum if 'e wants ta play Santa this year n' 'ave tha wenches sittin' on 'e's knee

now ye be sure an tell ta chaplain e bes be wearin is trousers like!

or e be gettin hell!

knowin tawoods, it not be a knee they be sittin on!

seems I kin still blush!!!