Apollergies fer me absence on deck me 'earties....I were a bit down wiv depression n' weren't up ta jawin' all 'appy like. It juss 'it me like a ton o' bricks right o' nowhar, but I be feelin' a lot bett'r now, tho.

Any'ow, here be wishin' ye all a very Merry Christmas and a 'appy New Year...eat, drink n' be merry.

Apollergies fer me absence on deck me 'earties....I were a bit down wiv depression n' weren't up ta jawin' all 'appy like. It juss 'it me like a ton o' bricks right o' nowhar, but I be feelin' a lot bett'r now, tho.

aaargh Capt Starkers, glad ye be back an all! Now ye be kicking at depreshun outta window like, tis ta season be gettin ta ye!

Ye be avin a wonderful christmas with Mrs Starkers guve er lotsa loving.

an as fer ta res o yer on ta crew ye be aving a merry time too -

remember no sailing ta vessel while ye be drinkin!!

I jus be seein Jack Sparrow on ta Black Pearl!


I be very sorry ta see e be goin down wit his ship into Davy Jones Locker!

Aaargh ta bleedin wimen she be double crossin im! cow moo moo moo!

Arrr, that Kraken be a fearful beastie, but arrr, those wenches be even more fearful beasties. Double crossin' witches the lot of em, arrr...

fearful beastie

aye e called im a beastie - e makes me laff when e says ello beastie and disappears into ta mouth o ta beastie - he be so dry humored!

that thar wench deserves keel haulin an all! Tis Davey Jones boot she be feelin soon!

Ah me fine hearties! Tis a merry Christmas ye lot had then? Tis high time we be back on this here bucket! Too much of a good time be givin' ta mice too much ta be gettin' on wit'. They be makin' 'ay while we been away! Been stowin salt an all sort down ta cannon barrels!

Come now ye bunch o' drunken blaggards get yer fine asses back ta this 'ere ship!

I be glad ta see ye Mistress Jennifer....I were beginnin' ta wunder if I were tha only one who be sober enough ta man tha deck...er, in your case, woman tha deck.

So wot sort o' Xmas did ye 'ave, then? I 'opes ye 'ad a good'un an' didn't 'it tha slops too 'ard....I be told them thar 'angovers be tha bane o' Boxin' Day. Mrs starkers n' I 'ad a very quiet but pleasant Christmas at home...juss tha two o' us fer Xmas dinner, but that were alright cos it meant all tha more fer I.


Anyhow, to all a very........



and I'll see ye all back on deck bright n' early in tha new year.

Aye capt' twas a quiet christmas - just the way i like it...lots of introspection!

Ye be avin a good new yer an good time wit yer missus, all good fortune and appiness will fall upon ye both this comin year!

Ye be avin a good new yer an good time wit yer missus, all good fortune and appiness will fall upon ye both this comin year!

An' us be wishin' tha same fer ye too, that yer new year be a great un fer 'e.

An' us be wishin' tha same fer ye too, that yer new year be a great un fer 'e.

why thankin ye capt, I can be doin with a bit o good fortune.

Me wish ta ye and ye good missus be a prediction though! Ye shall be avin good fortune an happiness this comin year!

Me wish ta ye and ye good missus be a prediction though! Ye shall be avin good fortune an happiness this comin year!

I be thankin' ye frum tha bottom o' me 'eart fer them kind wurds...they be very much appreciated, bein' that 06 wasn't the best of years for us. Oh well, wot don't kill us only makes us stronger...and we be movin ta be closer to me family in Feb 07, so us'll be orright wiv them at our sides.

It'll be nice ta see them scurvy sea dogs back aboard, too....ta hear frum tha doc n' all 'bout 'ow their 'olidays went.

Whar's ta ship {hic}? I be gettin aboard asun as I kin see the mast {hic}. by the bye capt'n, ta Rum be low! {hic}

aaarghh ta doc be consumin ta much rum then ta barrels be empty!

Captain Starkers and the rest of you ..ahem..scurvy dogs'....here is a little game I came across if you have the nerve to take the perilous voyage.

WWW Link

Avast me heartys, twas quite tha shore leave I was baskin' me self in...an now AHOY!!! the ship Chaplain be ready to set off to tha fabled Stardock me mateys