Aye, I see you got a new crew member in me absense. It be fall around here and that be the only thing the leaves seem to be doin!

Aye, I see you got a new crew member in me absense

Aaarrrghhh, 'n wot a fine addition he be too....up thar wiv tha best, he be.

In fact ye all be good salts n' I be proud ta sail wiv ye all....

In fact ye all be good salts n' I be proud ta sail wiv ye all....

Aye? Even evil Spock?

It's Vulcan. The translation for you puny earthlings is -

Aye? Even evil Spock?

Thar be no need ta wurry bout that one thar, jes as soon as his mother be a readin' wot he be sayin' about her people it twill be the end of 'im...me be recallin' that her be a earthlin' same as us'n 'ere whether his sire be of a Vulcan nature or not...thar'll be a keel haulin' fer shur an me be not a wantin' to be near 'im when she getz a hol' of 'im, that thar 'ill be fer shure...in fact this 'ere may be the turnin point if'n we can turn him to ourside if ye know wot me be a sayin'

When me sehlat starts feedin', I'll make sure all the wenches are safe...

...you know, safe for 'later'   

me be recallin' that her be a earthlin' same as us'n 'ere whether his sire be of a Vulcan nature or not...

Aye, his dad took many an earther as wife. Spock wud ave bin smart ta follow his pa's feet steps.

Thar be no need ta wurry bout that one thar, jes as soon as his mother be a readin' wot he be sayin' about her people...her'll put tha cheeky blighter 'cross 'er knee n' spank e's backside upta e's shoulder blades.

I 'ears her did that n' now 'e's be'avin a bit bett'r....but don't ye 'xpect it ta last, that thar evil Spock be partial ta a bit o' tyin' up n' spankin' ev'ry now n' then.

When me sehlat starts feedin', I'll make sure all the wenches are safe...

Now I be glad ye put that that sehlat o' yers on a leash ta save panickin' tha wenches, but some of 'em still be askin' fer it ta be muzzled....preferrably wiv a rubber 'un cos some say it whar spittin' an' 'em 'ad ta wash thar attire...

Aye, his dad took many an earther as wife. Spock wud ave bin smart ta follow his pa's feet steps.

Aaarrrrghh....'e would've took 'imself an earthly missus, but e's ears ain't tha only pointy thing earth wenches be afeared of.

*****BTW, ta, please excuse I fer takin' liberties n' puttin' words in thy mouth, but when ye provides oppertunities fer some 'xtra sass I juss cain't 'elp meself *****

that thar evil Spock be partial ta a bit o' tyin' up n' spankin' ev'ry now n' then.

Aaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!...that thar be more than I be needin' to know Capt'n

preferrably wiv a rubber 'un

thar be no doubt'n that it'll have to be one of 'em thar Aussie rubber ye be braggin' 'bout Capt'n

When me sehlat starts feedin',

'as 'e been a seein' the cat 'bout decks????

Aaarrrrghh....'e would've took 'imself an earthly missus, but e's ears ain't tha only pointy thing earth wenches be afeared of.

'ere now! Me doan think many would be afeared o t'other pointy thing.

'as 'e been a seein' the cat 'bout decks????

Not lately...us'll prob'ly find it in Spocks cabin n' 'idin' under 'is bed ta 'scape tha sehlat.....Spock's microwave

'ere now! Me doan think many would be afeared o t'other pointy thing.

Mebbe not, but they'd die larfin' n' be put orf pink jelly beans fer tha rest o' thar lives

thar be no doubt'n that it'll have to be one of 'em thar Aussie rubber ye be braggin' 'bout Capt'n

Nah, them thar Aussie rubbers don' come in triple 000...

Thar be a strong storm a brewin' on tha 'orizon me bucko's and we be outta rum and cabbage...Aaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!!

Aye, Capt'n! The previous owner of this ere tub be threatenin to scuttle er! Batten down the hatches! he be usin WMDs - Lawyers!

Keel-haul the blaggard till 'e be bones, arrrr

Lawyers!

Thar be no excapin' 'em...we be a doomed lot fer sher!!!!...unless... them thar Amazons come back around and distract em while we be makin' a fair get away

unless... them thar Amazons come back around and distract em while we be makin' a fair get away

Or we be reachin safe haven at Stardock!