I am not a Merry Man!

The Duras sisters rock your world. Granted, they'd probably steal your stuff and only come back when they ran out of money, but hey... you don't have to kick them out the next morning.

Go get T'Pao!

Good luck with that one

I am not a Merry Man!

just a player...

perhaps a western?

That's why I mentioned Judge Roy Bean...even asked Paul Newman if he'd do tha lynching, but he declined, saying he was working on a sci,fi project..

But yeah, sci.fi is perfectly acceptable, as is a Western theme....then that way, with Spock & Roy Bean together, we'd have a more logical hanging. Could even throw in a few Klingon ceremonial tortures to make it more brutally interesting. Whad'ya reckon, pardner?

The Duras sisters rock your world.

Hmmmm, never been to bed with an ugly woman, let alone two, but that'd be one threesome I could definitely handle....errr, um....well at my age I'd like to think I could.

Anyway, I'm sorta expecting a process server at my door any day now, with a summons to appear on several counts of mental cruelty: including bunghole defamation; inducing nightmares of penis pecking parrots & one eyed, one legged pirates.....the soiling of underwear at the sound of 'AAARRGGGHHH'......

"Are you Cap'n Starkers? I have court documents that must be served on HIM personally. "

"Nope, last I heard he was off in cyberspace plundering Joe User threads, but I'll let him know you called if n' when he gets back."

just a player...

Aren't we all?

Anyway, I'm sorta expecting a process server at my door any day now, with a summons to appear on several counts of mental cruelty: including bunghole defamation; inducing nightmares of penis pecking parrots & one eyed, one legged pirates.....the soiling of underwear at the sound of 'AAARRGGGHHH'......

  

I'll stand with you capt'n! And Pecky too!

just a player...

...minus the bling bling...

I'll stand with you capt'n! And Pecky too!

I thank ye fer that, 1st Mate Guy! Us'd better not stand too close ta that thar infamous bunghole, tho....cos one almighty "AAAARRRGGGHHH" 'll see us up ta our knees in it. An' I doubts it'll taste anyfink like Cadbury's.

Last time I were in court it were fer a Coronial Inquest, a rather morbid affair as I recall, so this 'un could be fun....tho I be afeared o' bein' held in contempt fer uncontrollable courtroom laughter.....ye knows wot I mean....like when ye releases a thunderous fart n' it echoes throughout tha church mid-sermon.

I'll stand with you capt'n! And Pecky too!

Best be throwin' me in with ye Capt'n and as Chaplain of this 'ere vessel I'll be sayin' a kind word that who ever be findin' a problem with this 'ere hijacked thread will be find'n a little 'appiness in there life

and as Chaplain of this 'ere vesse

I wants ye ta breathe a bit o fire n' brimstone inta blaggards who be tryin' ta scuttle this 'ere brig....tho a prayer fer them that's afeared of losin' tha decks 'neath thar feet wouldn' go astray, neither. They'll be needin' yer 'elp cos some fessed up ta me them cain't swim.

'ere now MasonM, thar be no need of lettin' that kind of rumor be gettin' started

'ere now MasonM, thar be no need of lettin' that kind of rumor be gettin' started

Right on, ta.....just cos some malcontented dissident with a chip on his shoulder and conspiracy theories coming out of his orifice happened to bring out the 'nutter' in one or two here, it's a bit unfair to tar everyone with the same brush.

Oh, and for those who may doubt my sanity and 'think' I'm a lunatic with a few sheep missing in the top paddock, I'll remove all doubt, speculation & conjecture. I am completely and utterly stark raving mad. And is it any wonder! History reveals some of my ancestors were padded cell dwellers and guinea pigs in the early development of the straight jacket, so it's purely genetic, congenital, hereditary and through no fault of my own. Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it.