Joe User is "Joke User"

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Published on June 30, 2006 By TheGuyPC In Virtual Communities

Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

PC

Comments (Page 84)

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Dr Guy

on Apr 07, 2008

That thar Mate DrGuy whar s'posed ter 'ave gawn ashore t' bring back a couple o' longboats full o' rum ... guess 'e baint be back aboard wiv 'em juss yet.

I brought it back, but they cheated us {hic} only gave us half o'er the amount ordered {hic}. Landlubbers! Cant trust ta lot o'em.

1247

starkers

on Apr 07, 2008

I was born in Froggie land an' I didn't take a fence ...

I be so glad o' that... us don' want thar cattle roamin' all o'er tha place n' gittin' in tha way when us be thar fer booty collecshuns, now do us!

1248

starkers

on Apr 07, 2008

Aye, that be me. And I be froggie tru and tru!

Arrr! So that whar thee a swimmin' o'er t' tha Froggie vessel t sample them Froggie wenches.

I be glad yer not a kisser n' teller... else us 'd 'ave 'ad 'arf tha crew o'er thar making whoopee n' not swabbin' tha decks 'em made dirty 'ere.

1249

starkers

on Apr 07, 2008

I brought it back, but they cheated us {hic} only gave us half o'er the amount ordered {hic}. Landlubbers! Cant trust ta lot o'em.

Me finks us'll 'ave ter send sumbody wiv 'e t' git tha rum.... them thar 'iccups tells I we wos short changed orright!.

Now Doc, I bin tellin' 'e fer ages t' leave tha rum fer tha swabs n' blaggards. Thar be a dozen barrels o' speshul cap'ns brandy stowed in me personal locker wot ye be welcome to.... bein' as 'ow I baint be inta 'ard licker anymore.

All I asks is that ye does yer navigashun afore ye gits ta guzzlin'....orright?

1250

starkers

on Apr 07, 2008

Aiight, Cap'n.

Thank ye, m' dear... ye be a true treasure.

Actually, lil-whip... I see'd nought wrong wiv "commie loving pinko fag" I wur under tha impreshun it wur a 'former' Soviet Union cigarette, combined wiv aphrodizzyac n' rolled in pink paper. Bugger all wrong wiv that!

I took me an aphrodizzyac once...tha room kept spinnin' fer a week n' I ne'er got t' find out wot it wur for.

Guess now it be Russia o'er thar, I reckuns 'em 'd only make 'em in Communist China n' N Korea.... bein' they still be commies, I guess!

1251

starkers

on Apr 07, 2008

Oi! Lil-whip. 'ave ye thought wot 'em 'd be if'n 'em wos Cuban?

I reckuns 'em 'd be commie pinko loving Cuban cigars.

Tho under Castro I reckuns 'ed'ave left out tha aphrodizzyac... so's thar'd be less of 'em kayakin' it o'er t' Florida.

1252

Dr Guy

on Apr 08, 2008

Now Doc, I bin tellin' 'e fer ages t' leave tha rum fer tha swabs n' blaggards. Thar be a dozen barrels o' speshul cap'ns brandy stowed in me personal locker wot ye be welcome to.... bein' as 'ow I baint be inta 'ard licker anymore.

Aye cap'n. But ye not want them landlubbers piesinin the crew, now do ye? I have to make sure it be not rot gut, and good stuff!

1253

starkers

on Apr 09, 2008

Are you a contortionist or did you have a friend lick it and tell you? Just curious.

Oh yeah, lil-whip, I bin meanin' t' 'ave a wurd wiv 'e 'bout that that lil gem....

...As soon as I see'd it, I did spat a mouthful o' Tetleys all 'oer tha navigashun charts... so instead o' gwen t' Bermuder t' snaffle us up sum booty, us got waylaid o'er t' Ceylon n' ended up wiv a 'old full o tealeaves instead.

Not t' wurry.. it wur bloody geniuss

an' tea be bett'r fer I than rum any'ow.

1254

mrs_starkers

on Apr 09, 2008

..As soon as I see'd it, I did spat a mouthful o' Tetleys all 'oer tha navigashun charts...

Arrrrgh, tha cap'n be gettin sloppy wiv thar tea, I think he be soon walkin tha ther plank fer wastin tha tea

1255

starkers

on Apr 10, 2008

I think he be soon walkin tha ther plank

If'n I e'er gits ta wlkin' tha plank, it'll be tha one b'tween tha Twisted Sister n' that thar Froggie vessel's wenches quarters... I 'ears 'em 'aves a few beauties o'er thar wot could use a cap'ns touch.

1256

Dr Guy

on Apr 10, 2008

Reply #1280
mrs starkers

If that be capn starkers, i be sampling less o'er the rum. he not be so fearsome looking when I be sober!

1257

starkers

on Apr 11, 2008

If that be capn starkers, i be sampling less o'er the rum. he not be so fearsome looking when I be sober!

Nah, that baint be me...I be far worse. Why d' yer fink thar be no mirrors in me cabin.

1258

Dr Guy

on Apr 11, 2008

Why d' yer fink thar be no mirrors in me cabin.

Yer drink blud, and sleep in a coffin?

1259

starkers

on Apr 11, 2008

Yer drink blud, and sleep in a coffin?

Yup! An' I eats pussy, too... well yer didn' fink that thar feline made it t' tha end o' tha plank, did yer???

Oh, n' I got meself a spare cap'ns hat... tha galley wench rescued is' afore 'e went inta tha microwave.

1260

Dr Guy

on Apr 12, 2008

Yup! An' I eats pussy, too...

I take it ye not be Indian or Chinese.

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