Joe User is "Joke User"

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Published on June 30, 2006 By TheGuyPC In Virtual Communities

Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

PC

Comments (Page 81)

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killajosh

on Mar 17, 2008

Aye, Cap'n that may be true....wot would we be 'hangin from tha mast then? Our skivvies? Tis a foin sight tha' is.....ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! Tha scourge o' tha seas...Tha Twisted Sister, an' 'er Jolly Roger sails....wot tha 'ell be flyin from 'er mast? That'd be tha cap'ns skivvies!!!

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killajosh

on Mar 17, 2008

An' tha missus be a foin, foin cook!

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starkers

on Mar 18, 2008

.Tha Twisted Sister, an' 'er Jolly Roger sails....wot tha 'ell be flyin from 'er mast? That'd be tha cap'ns skivvies!!!

Nah, not mine....but Bebi Bulma might 'ave a spare pair o' drawers us could put a Jolly Roger on instead.

If'n 'er 'avent any spare, p'raps karmagirl 'll lend us a pair o' bloomers.

An' tha missus be a foin, foin cook!

That she be, me matey... her can cook up a storm wiv some greased lightnin' buttered on both sides

1204

killajosh

on Mar 18, 2008

Nah, not mine....but Bebi Bulma might 'ave a spare pair o' drawers us could put a Jolly Roger on instead.

Aye, 'n tha'd be a foin idear cap'n....we could make boardin' parties pay admisshun ta see that! We'd fer shure be tha richest piates sailin' tha seven seas!!

That she be, me matey... her can cook up a storm wiv some greased lightnin' buttered on both sides

Tis a foin thing...an' glad I am that I doan' be moindin boiled cabbage!!

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starkers

on Mar 18, 2008

Aye, 'n tha'd be a foin idear cap'n....we could make boardin' parties pay admisshun ta see that! We'd fer shure be tha richest piates sailin' tha seven seas!!

Aye, us'd be richer than tha King 'eself... n' if us changed tha figure'ead ta look like Bebi giving naked huggles, ev'ry man n' 'e's dog 'd pay an 'andsome admishun price t' come aboard.

Why us wouldn't 'ave ter be raiders on tha 'igh seas anymore... them traders n' other buccaneers 'd be 'andin o'er thar booty juss fer a peek at tha figure'ead.

Tis a foin thing...an' glad I am that I doan' be moindin boiled cabbage!!

It be curried cabbage, me matey....speshul fuel fer when tha wind won't blow ab' tha ship don't go, us gits our strongest farter ta start 'er.

1206

Dr Guy

on Mar 18, 2008

It be curried cabbage, me matey....speshul fuel fer when tha wind won't blow ab' tha ship don't go, us gits our strongest farter ta start 'er.

Blow wind Blow!

1207

starkers

on Mar 20, 2008

Blow wind Blow!

It be a blowin' orright... a curried cabbage gale from out o' tha Sou'West.

1208

Dr Guy

on Mar 21, 2008

It be a blowin' orright... a curried cabbage gale from out o' tha Sou'West.

Arrg, an' me was thinkin it was just the wind comin o'er the cesspool.

1209

killajosh

on Mar 21, 2008

t be a blowin' orright... a curried cabbage gale from out o' tha Sou'West.

Aye, Cap'n...an' 'ow could I be fergettin' tha curried cabbage? With tha after-effects an' all.....

1210

starkers

on Mar 21, 2008

Arrg, an' me was thinkin it was just the wind comin o'er the cesspool.

Us've done away wiv da cesspool.... sev'ral o' tha swabs wos complainin' tha wenches wouldn' go below decks fer tha stench... so now us 'aves then new fangled chemical loos wot disposes of ev'ryfing nice n' clean like.

1211

starkers

on Mar 21, 2008

Aye, Cap'n...an' 'ow could I be fergettin' tha curried cabbage? With tha after-effects an' all.....

Aye... tha after effects! Us did try using corks t' save 'em up fer when tha wind didn' blow n' tha ship wouldn' go... but one o' tha deck swabs let rip a monster n' tha bosun copped tha smelly projectile in e's left buttock.

Poor sod 'aven't bin able t' sit n' eat e's grub at tha mess table fer a week... 'e reckuns it be wurse than gittin' shot in the arse wiv a blunderbuss.

1212

mrs_starkers

on Mar 22, 2008

Aye, Cap'n...an' 'ow could I be fergettin' tha curried cabbage? With tha after-effects an' all.....

Wiv with all tha sou' westerly gails blowin' about these 'ere parts latley, me bucko, curried cabbage be orf tha menu fer you, cap'n starkers.

1213

Dr Guy

on Mar 22, 2008

curried cabbage be orf tha menu fer you, cap'n starkers.

Aye, and his crew be a thankin ye.

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starkers

on Mar 22, 2008

Aye, and his crew be a thankin ye.

Aha...but I knows of a lil cafe wot does it real nice like... an' 'em gives t' I fer free if'n I 'aves it take-away.

As fer ye, mrs starkers, ye'll be g'wen o'er me knee if'n thars any more m'larkey o'er wots on tha menu... well that's if'n ye'd like ter.

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mrs_starkers

on Mar 23, 2008

As fer ye, mrs starkers, ye'll be g'wen o'er me knee if'n thars any more m'larkey o'er wots on tha menu... well that's if'n ye'd like ter.

Arrr, ye best be careful thar capn' don't make promises ye can't keep

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