Aye...n' t' be sure us do, I 'ave willed tha cap'ncy t' me grandson n' all e's descendants.

Nah, it baint be a bug frum them thar Americas... but rather an old injury playin' 'avoc wiv me mind, vision, hearing and etc. Not ta wurry tho... thars no keepin' an ol' sea dog down fer long... I'll be back on deck n' barking orders at them thar deck swabs afore much longer.

[quote]Besides, I bin too sick t' get tha place too darned sanitary... aye, if dat bug be de bug from da states, it be a bad one! Ope you beat it soonand can get back to capininng.



Aarrggghh, that us will! Now woulden it juss be peachy t' snaffle us some o' that thar NASA technology t' git us a space farin' version o' tha Sister! Aye, I sees it now, standin on tha bridge of tha Galactic Sister n' plunderin' alien booty.... aarrgghh.

      

Aarrgghh, that be right Master seldomseen... alien booty, n' if us plays our cards right, I reckuns us could git our 'ands on a bit o' treasure as well.

Outside our new landlubbers abode....will git some inside snaps posted as promised when us've got it lookin' a bit more sanit'ry.

Arrg, ye need a Jolly Roger flyin frum that roof!

Now get back to Capn'in so ye can enjoy the nice place when we hijack stardock.

Nice house Starkers!

Get rid of that massive bush in front, trim back that foliage on the right...and your house will spaaaarkle.

Sorry too much CURB APPEAL on tv.

Gah, I love that roof. It is beautiful.

I tried reading all the way through but, sadly, there's some sort of code on page 11 that crashes IE7. I suppose I could try using a real web browser, but...

Anyway. Some great laughs along the way.

'Ad one flyin' e'er so proudly frum tha TV aerial thingy... then a crow thunk he needed it more than I n' flied orf wiv it.



Us'll 'ave ter git us some new crew members ta sail tha 'Sister' proper, like! Well it's not fer tha likes o' you n' I ter be 'oistin' sails n' swabbin' decks, now be it?

Aarrgghh, ye be right thar, Tovah... it be a bit overgrowed n' in need o' trimmin' . Done sum uv it yes'erday... n' leastways it be all mowed. Trouble be, it'll take I a month o' Sund'ys ta git o'er it... oh me poor achin' back.

Any'ow, fanks fer droppin in n' please do call back agin.

I be glad ye liked it... now consider yeself press-ganged. N' if ye 'aves any navigashunal skills, ye'll wurk yer way up real quick like frum sail 'oistin' n' tha like.

Well I got ter doin' some more o' that thar landlubbers wurk n' trimmed back all they bushes t' mere twigs of 'em former selves.... aarrghhh! Thing wos, tho, it wur near dark when I wur done, so us'll 'ave ter git some piccies in tha morn ta show 'e tha damage done.

It 'ave bin a bedevil of a job ter git all me booty stowed away, but it all be done now so we'll be 'appy snappin' tommorah t' show orf tha joint fer ' all t' see.

Can't wait ta see it.  

Better?







There's still a bit more work to do...the palm in front of the study window needs trimming back some more, but having used certain muscles I hadn't used in a while, me finks that'll be another decade..er, day.