Aarrrgghh, I 'ave bin assemblin' me a new crew fer ta be sailin' this 'ere 'Twisted Sister' ta tha Great Barrier Reef....after us 'ave bin in drydock ta cut out tha hull n' replace 'er wiv a glass un. Thar juss be no booty in this 'ere sailin' ta Stardock caper,'n none o' ye 'aves any enfusiasm fer it anymore, so me n' this 'ere new crew'll be gittin' inta tha tourism trade instead. (and Brad says thank f*@k for that )

Thar'll be many a dubloom ta be made wiv this 'ere converted ol' pirate ship, showin me payin' passengers tha reef's many wunders while I juss lays back, sips me iced tea 'n gits meself a suntan.


Arrrgggh this 'ere new crew may be thaa roughest lookin' bunch o' sea dogs, but i'll tell 'e wot, they'm tha most loyal bunch o swabs I e'er 'ad tha pleasure ta sail wiv

Tha new crew be orf ta git their mug shots fer their passports....an' juss ta show ye wot a pack o' loyal swabs they be, I'll be nailin' their pics ta tha mizzen fer yer peepers when they comes back tomorra

Be warned, most of 'em be sum wot gruesome lookin'.

Aye, dat be true. War da ya tink they got the idea of a Jolly Roger? Twas me babbee picture no less.

Which one o' ye blaggards be firin' 't Cutty Sark?

Oi' be takin' me cutlass to e' gonads an no mistake   

She be a fine ship, that she were.

Nay, 't weren't none of us wot done that....she whar too fine a vessel fer tha likes o' bein' burnt' down 't waterline. It would 'ave ter 'ave bin a landlubber, cos no sea salt wurth e's salt would've done such a dastardly fing....string 'em up by tha bollocks I ses, frum tha 'ighest yardarm we can find.



Gruesome weren't tha word....tha bloke wot does them portraits fingwybobs fer passports called in 'n reckoned 'e'd 'ave ter git 'imself a new fangled gadget cos 'e reckuns they done broke 'is old un wiv their diabolical dials.....

I 'opes 'e gits 'em dun soon so's us can set sail real fast, like.....I 'ears thar be sum booty laden Chinese Junks wot got dashed up agin tha coral reefs n' sunk in these ere waters 'round Northern Orstraylya.

Zany spun out story on this looooonnnng post! A fun post if ever there was one

Bosun Barnabas Bailey

Have any of ye been readin' this 'ere article?  Real Pirate Hang-outs

Argh!!!

Gunner Grimble Griswald

Navigator Nobby Nathaniel

'elmsman 'orrible 'uxtable

And tha Saw Bones.....Digby Damage.







Well thar ye 'as it, me loyal n' keen as mustard crew......now bain't they be tha most bewtiful lookin' bunch o' ol' sea swabs ye did ever cast yer peepers on !!!! I juss 'opes 'em don't scare orf me payin' passengers wots signed up fer tha first reef cruise.

Them buggers oughter be ashamed of 'emselves...firing rockets n' stuff at 'armless cruise ships.. .not very gentlemanly-like at all. It gives honest pirates like us a bad name, it do.

Gone are tha days of us more chivalrous pirates, I tell 'e, now they'm uncivilised an' a murderous bunch o vishous cutfroats.....that's wot 'em be, murderous n' uncivilised.

aaargghh Cap't Starkers permission ta come aboard? Me time in confinement bein served an all?