aye twas a miracle o sorts we be gettin outta Traingle alive like!! ray fer Tawoods and Doc!!

It twir the fear of ye vengence that 'elped us find a way thru the fog

It twir the fear of ye vengence that 'elped us find a way thru the fog

oo twere not tha bad vicar!!! now though ye bes be prayin fer tha ther giant squib orf star board!! e lookin like e be tryin ta eat us an all! aaarrgghh


aaarrgg aarrgg i jus be pullin ye leg like! we startin to soun like 80 leagues unner ta sea!!

It be full steam ahead n' us flies out o' Tasmanier fer Queensland 9.55am on Wednesday mornin' (Oz time

Need a {hic} navigator? {hic}

To Stardock

To Stardock

oh yea to Stardock!!

Need a {hic} navigator? {hic}

we bes be keepin ye on ta waters Doc - I don be thinkin ye be too goo d in ta air!! They run outta sick bags too quick like!!

Need a {hic} navigator? {hic}

Us do be needin' need un...an' so long as ye baint be doin' them thar squiggy fings on tha map so us be goin' 'round n' 'round in ne'er endin' figger o' eights, ye 'aves tha job.....

Juss git ta 'avin' yer spaghetti afore ye starts ta plottin' tha course....ye 'members wot 'appened last time ye spilt it all o'er tha direcshuns ye give tha poor 'elmsman. I 'ears 'e still be complainin' 'bout bein' dizzy.

Juss git ta 'avin' yer spaghetti afore ye starts ta plottin' tha course..

thar be not a good idea capt - ye bes be avin lots sick bags about!! First Mate Guy be better on ta water than on land - I dreads tothink what he be like in ta air! aaarrgghh



oy Doc wots ye thinkin - can ye be flyin okay?

Juss git ta 'avin' yer spaghetti afore ye starts ta plottin' tha course..

Aye Aye Captn! Me doctor mad eme give up spaghetti. So no problem. Now I gots Ramen noodles!

Avast me 'earties, 'ere be an update fer 'e ta let ye know I still be about n' juss about settled inta me new digs....'n real nice digs they be too wiv, mod cons n' conveniences, stores galore juss 5 mins walk away n' lotsa nice nature walks down by tha river.

Woulda got back to 'e all sooner than this but me puter 'aven't arrived yet n' I 'aves ta use me muvvers ta git on line....now that thar wharen't as straight forward as it should've bin. Thar were so much junk n' garbage on it I 'ad ta do a reformat afore it whar usable. Be glad when mine wiv me Stardock gear gits 'ere cos this 'ere default XP set up be bloody orful ta look at.

Any'ow, all be goin' great wiv me n' mrs starkers n' us'll git back in touch wiv all as soon as our gear be 'ere in a coupla days.

We be here. Cept Mistress Jenny. She be shanghied again.

That thar be no good t'all, us'll 'ave ter load tha cannons n' blast away them thar dungeon walls 'til us sets 'er free....as fer tha guvner, us'll put 'e in tha stocks n' chuck rotten eggs at 'im fer ta injustice 'e 'ave inflicted on our poor Mistress Jenny.

Oh well, best I be gittin' me nose back ta tha grindstone afore Mrs starkers comes back wiv tha whip....she be an 'ard task mistress n' be drivin' I summat fierce ta git us all settled in proper like.

All tha best to 'e all n' I'll be seein ye real soon me 'earties.

Never thought I'd see the day that I'd be asking for this thread to be locked/removed, but sadly that's how it is after reading the offensive nick the original author has resorted to in order to display his displeasure with the site and its members.

Yep, lock 'er up and remove the petty nick

Odd, the author of this blog seems to have had a name change... lol. It looks like he's soliciting a goober smooch. Hide the cabin boy.