Aye! I see tat Mistress Jenny has taken that hi colonic and cleared the blockage! Tat be good!

Aye! I see tat Mistress Jenny has taken that hi colonic and cleared the blockage! Tat be good!

aye it twas very bad at one point!! But still havin to log in for each thread tis a bit weird lik!1

hmm seems to be fixed now and flowing again.

hmm seems to be fixed now and flowing again.

'ere now, ye best be gettin' back on tha ship Mistress Jenny and Doc, 'afore I hav' one of them thar senile moments and sails orf witout ye mates

*quickly pops some anti senile in her mouth!*

aye I caint be leavin me shipmates!

*quickly pops some anti senile in her mouth!*

ye best be givin' two fer tha Doc, I 'eard 'im lastnite a singin' like he wuz Judy Garland an wuz o'er the Rainbow

Somewhar, o'er ta rainbow, Rum flow free
And that be whar me wants to be!

Quick ...get below an' grab the flamin' rum afore he gits wind o' what we're up to...

Too late, I knows already....like I needed any more 'WIND', but Gorg come n' told I that ye wos all thar gittin' stuck inta tha rum. So much so, 'e says, ye juss wasn't sailin' round in circles, but much, much worse....'e said ye be goin' 'round n' round in figger o' eights cos ye be so drunk.

I bin packin' fer near 24 hours straight....oh me poor achin' back! I needed a break so I thort I'd come check up on 'ow ye all be doin'. Don't seem like much 'ave changed ....n' that thar be a good fing cos I were wurried that thar you know who might've 'ad ye scuttled in me absence.

...an pointed away from us....

Not ta wurry, Fuzzy! Ye've 'eard o' bottled water, 'aven't ye? Well thar be a few bottles o' me own 'brew' layin' 'bout decks so's nobody gits ta missin' I too much.

Oh, and thanks to all fer their best wishes regarding our move. All is going ahead according to plan, 'cept it's costing us around AU$2500 more than expected....

The movers charged $900 for a very similar move a couple of years ago....this time it's gonna cost $2500. And thanks to the Oz gov't adding new taxes/increasing old ones on airfares - a departure tax, fuel surcharges, credit card surcharges and GST - travel costs have more than doubled since I last flew between Tasmania & Queensland 18 months ago.

Put bluntly, not only is the gov't ripping us off with new and increased taxes, the movers are and using higher fuel prices (when they've actually come down) as an excuse to rip us off as well....wages, costs and fuel prices just haven't increased by 160% since our last move with them, so they're just profiteering. Trouble is, that was the cheapest quote and we can't escape it cos all the movers are doing it....most to an even greater extent.

Oh well, it's a done deal and we're on our way in six days now, so I had best get some rest before getting my nose back to the grindstone....be seein' ya'll shortly.

Bloody buracrats...dey give piratin' a bad name if'n ye ask me

Bloody buracrats...dey give piratin' a bad name if'n ye ask me

Arrgg! Ey now! Dont be insultin we Pyerites wit dem burrowcrats!

Arrgg! Ey now! Dont be insultin we Pyerites wit dem burrowcrats!

'ere now, ye know whut I be sayin', dey steal from the good Capt'n an gets away wit it instead of a 'angin' like we be gettin' if'n we took frum tha Guvner

ere now, ye know whut I be sayin', dey steal from the good Capt'n an gets away wit it instead of a 'angin' like we be gettin' if'n we took frum tha Guvne

aye ta biggest pirate o all be ta tax man! aaarrggh now der be a man what be needin ta hang like!

me be thinkin' it might be a good time to send Pecky out on patrol and see if'n he can spot any land yet, we be'in a headin' west and shuld be gettin' near land soon

shuld be gettin' near land soon

land? what's that? ow long as it been since we put in to port? we be needin supplies an all! do you think the triangle has a supermarket floatin round in it? lets ope so or we be gettin mighty ungry soon!

you think the triangle has a supermarket floatin round in it?

Arrggg, let us just capture a cruise ship! I ere they be stocked with food and rum!