Not till we storm the shores of Stardock!

Dunno 'bout that....fer me 'tis findin' the energy lately ta git outta bed....mebe I'll just watch thru me tellyscope from me cabin.

Truth is, I've had a dose of reality recently, the majority of it none too pleasant, and I'm just feeling a bit tired/run down and desperately in need of a good night's sleep.

I do not know about the operators of Joeuser but many of the more frequent users support the FAR RIGHT and Bush!

Me, I'm a supporter of the FAR EAST (Oz being very far east of the U.S. and Europe, etc). I also support BUSH...being the rose bush I nurture and care for in my front yard....errr, in the pot outside me cabin.

Capt'n Starkers, it seems we have brought some vermin on board. Perhaps we should call the exterminator to rid ourselves of these stick in the muds.

Fuzzy's in charge of the plank, keel hauling....'angings from the yardarm. P'raps he 'as a bit o' spare time to wheedle out them political thinkers to practise his craft on 'em....we 'aven't 'ad a good keel 'aulin' fer ages now, 'ave we!

Ummm, I'm just not smart enuf to understand what all of U R speakin of

Arrrgh! How'd that rat get on board?

Ahh, never mind...pour me cup full of another dose of rum!

Ummm, I'm just not smart enuf to understand what all of U R speakin of

Not to wurry...not too sure we do 'alf the time, either.

'owever, as pirates I think what we be sayin' 'ere is that we 'aves no need of politics nor Bushes on this 'ere vessel. We 'ijacked her to 'ave a bit 'o fun n' git away frum all thaaaat!

Arrrgh! How'd that rat get on board?

Me thinks I seed 'im climin' up the anchor rope durin' the dark o' night....'ad I know'd who it were, I'd 'ave sent 'em both ta Davy Jones' locker, oh arrrrgh!

~swings in off of starboard with a hijacked catamaran, well stocked with sluts, slave-girls, (and boys!) whores, hookers, prostitutes, transvestites, wenches, witches, fortune tellers, rum, beer, salt, sugar, tobacco, opium, musicians and games of chance~ Party time, fellas! (did you think i had forgotten you?)

Relief has arrived, men! The folks on the cruise ship are safe (for now!). I'll be in the hold if anyone needs me!

Party time, fellas!

Like these debauched swabs need encouragin'!!! I've 'ad 'ard enough time keepin' 'em sober and off them wenches as it is...now you go turnin' us inta Sodom & Gomorrah by bringin' aboard a bevy of busty n' bawdy creatures ta further distract 'em from their duties.

Gawd 'elp us, we'll never get that anchor up off the ocean floor now....we be a sittin' duck, and if not the 'and of God turnin' us inta pillars of salt, it'll be them customs and excise fellers tryin' ta board us....

Man yer battle stations you scurvy swabs, we can be expectin' them govermint parasites to try confiscatin' our booty....they can 'ave them there transvestites & prostitutes, but they'll not be layin' an 'and on our treasure, ay me buckos

And little-whip, I 'opes you brought yer big whip with 'e....some of this scurvy lot will need a cat 'o nine ta keep 'em in line, seein' as you 'ave us burstin' at the poop deck with wicked wenches and grog.

Fuzzy's in charge of the plank, keel hauling....'angings from the yardarm. P'raps he 'as a bit o' spare time to wheedle out them political thinkers to practise his craft on 'em....we 'aven't 'ad a good keel 'aulin' fer ages now, 'ave we!

Best we go wake Fuzzy then, as I am in the mood for a good keel haulin!

Me whip is currently in use by Madame Zolta in the correction of an errant cabin boy,

Errant Cabin Boy, eh? Be that the one I told off fer bein' too young to be chasin' wenches....an' peepin' thru cabin key'oles fer some ejurcashun?

Best we go wake Fuzzy then, as I am in the mood for a good keel haulin!

Methinks we got our keel 'aulin me buckos! There be a randy little cabin boy who needs coolin' orf in cold saalty waaater....

OhhArrrghh, that be goin' to sting 'is arse some by the time Madam Zoltars finished with 'im.

Well ye all missed the keel 'aulin' me buckos....ended up 'aving to do it meself cos there were nobody else about.

The little bugger put up a struggle at first, but I told 'im I'd stick me 'ook where the sun don't shine, and 'e soon settled down.

Oh, and by the way, I fergot 'e was down there fer a while and 'ad to 'ang 'im on the yardarm cos 'e were so waaater logged. Would somebody pick 'im in when he's dry.

Oh, for Christ's sake.....Jafo? Fuzzy? Any jerk willing? Can you lock this thread?
I don't care if you leave it up for posterity, but even I'm getting tired of playing around with all of this stupidity.

You all don't like me. Fine. I really couldn't give a f**k less. So finish making whatever grandiose statements you feel you need to eject from your Vas Deferens and be done with it.

Lock it, delete it, put it on a friggin' billboard. Just be done with it.
You all weren't the ones with the original (ignored) problem. I was. I've achieved my goal to obtain a blog. The rest of this is a continuation of the playground semantics that haunts these sites all over the web.

So, can we stop?

Thank you for your consideration. I'm sure you all will make the right decisions being the adults that you are.

PC

Regardless of the silliness of the above conversation, this website does indeed lean in a particular direction when it comes to American perspectives and politics.

I am sure that those who continue to blog here are awfully happy about that.

Oh, for Christ's sake.....Jafo? Fuzzy? Any jerk willing? Can you lock this thread? I don't care if you leave it up for posterity, but even I'm getting tired of playing around with all of this stupidity.

Just wondering, did somebody hit you with a misery stick? Comes across that way...like they gave you a bloody good hiding with it. Come on, it's just a bit of fun! What's the harm in that?

Okay, so you started the thread over a problem you had, but it has moved on from there and has provided some comic relief from routine and the mundane to those who wished to participate. I don't know why that'd be putting your nose out of joint, but if it's that tiresome to you, well you don't have to keep returning, simple as that.

Also, a bit of humility and respect goes a long way when seeking assistance.

You know what? I agree with you and, I wouldn't continue to return to this farse of a thread....
but Google is all over this ****.

And, as far as the "misery" stick goes....I have a family member dying tonight. I don't want my thoughts, opinions and complaints to be continued to be turned into a joke. If you had started this thread, you just might feel the same way.

You all wish to have fun at my expense, ignoring all logic, all arguments and play around with the whole subject. That's fine. I'm sure that as soon as I start posting this thread on other Google friendly forums and blogs, this will go the way of the dinosaur. That seems to be the way it goes here.

My complaints to Brad, Stardock and WC going ignored are a tad personal to me. So if you wish to continue to have "a bit of fun" with it, you can go and..................

I wish you the same knowledge I have at this point.

This is a bubble. As with ANY bubble, you will either make dramatic changes, disappear or be absorbed. Either way, I'm not the one who will be crying foul then. The 20-40 people who seem to own this place can only insult so many people. You will reap what you sew.

So keep up your little games if you wish. I will begin to broadcast it myself along with my own take on it. There are many ways to skin a fish and, this place is as fishy as it gets.

I hope that doesn't happen though. I like the software and the concept of sharing artistry. It's the arrogance that I can live without.

My sense of humor with this place left me a long time ago. I certainly don't see anyone pointing out where the inner circle may be way off base. Save Po's submission of Stalin.

PC

*(Note: Edited by moderator for offensive language.)

Oh, for Christ's sake.....Jafo? Fuzzy? Any jerk willing? Can you lock this thread?
I don't care if you leave it up for posterity, but even I'm getting tired of playing around with all of this stupidity.

You all don't like me. Fine. I really couldn't give a f**k less. So finish making whatever grandiose statements you feel you need to eject from your Vas Deferens and be done with it.

Lock it, delete it, put it on a friggin' billboard. Just be done with it.
You all weren't the ones with the original (ignored) problem. I was. I've achieved my goal to obtain a blog. The rest of this is a continuation of the playground semantics that haunts these sites all over the web.

So, can we stop?

Thank you for your consideration. I'm sure you all will make the right decisions being the adults that you are.

PC