I was going to say their aint no way for a politician to do an honest days work, but then you addedd the wenches, and that made me old heart glow!

Generally speaking, there's no way on earth a politician would or could do an honest days work, it'd be akin to a snowball surviving in hell....but I've seen some of those new wenches Gid brought aboard recently, and bein' a couple of 'em are built like brick outhouses, no pollie'd have the balls to refuse doing the work asked of 'em.

Shoot, one of them gals is so big 'n mean lookin' she'd put the fear of serious defeat into the WWF super heavyweight champ. Put it this way, I wouldn't wanna be in the shoes of the crew member who proffers unwelcomed advances in her direction....or the one who rejected hers.

Well, as I seem to be the only experienced professional navigator in this pack o' bastards, I'll sign on. But I need an extra ration of ale and rum if ya swabbies expect me ta steers yas a straight course.

Well, as I seem to be the only experienced professional navigator in this pack o' bastards, I'll sign on. But I need an extra ration of ale and rum if ya swabbies expect me ta steers yas a straight course.

Arrrgggg! That ye will have! Just stay clear of those wenches that Gideon brought on board! Captn' Starkers say they be real nasty! Guess we will have to get some more wensome wenches soon!

Just stay clear of those wenches that Gideon brought on board! Captn' Starkers say they be real nasty!

They wasn't nasty afore they spent the night in YOUR cabin, doc. I suggest we set you up with a REAL MD when we put in in Rio!

I knows a few wenches that are fair wit a drink or two of rum and ye knocks the dust offin their arses.

There's a fair wind outta the west, fellas...let's get up off our hungover rear ends and hoist the mainsail or whatever sail it is what needs hoisting and catch it! We cannot let this ship sail gently into that good night.

They wasn't nasty afore they spent the night in YOUR cabin, doc. I suggest we set you up with a REAL MD when we put in in Rio!

perhaps you are right. A date with Penny Cillan might not be a bad idea.

Well, as I seem to be the only experienced professional navigator in this pack o' bastards, I'll sign on. But I need an extra ration of ale and rum if ya swabbies expect me ta steers yas a straight course.

Welcome aboard me 'earty...not that navigatin' were ever a problem. 'Twere them drunken swabs at the 'elm, steerin' us back inta port fer more wenches 'n grog.

Arrrgggg! That ye will have! Just stay clear of those wenches that Gideon brought on board! Captn' Starkers say they be real nasty! Guess we will have to get some more wensome wenches soon!

Not all the wenches Gid brought aboard are nasty, built like 'incredible hulks' ...just take a look in 'is cabin an' you'll see 'e kept all the best, wensome ones down there fer 'imself. Me thinks it'll be 'im who's needin' a REAL MD real soon...fer a tonic to fix up 'is chronic fatigue. Told 'im wimen weaken knees (Rocky), but would 'e listen!

There's a fair wind outta the west, fellas...let's get up off our hungover rear ends and hoist the mainsail or whatever sail it is what needs hoisting and catch it! We cannot let this ship sail gently into that good night.

Oh, I sees ye 'ave come up fer air, then! I 'opes you 'ave the strength to 'oist then thar sails to catch that fair wind ta Rio. We be runnin' low on grog fer them swabs cleanin' up after 'e all - an' if we don't keep up their spirits we'll be up to our necks in pAArty remains.

perhaps you are right. A date with Penny Cillan might not be a bad idea.

Dunno 'bout that...if you don't lay off the grog real soon, it'll more likely be a date with Quincy ME.

Gonna slip quietly over the side 'n disappear fer a while....landlubbers to sort out.

If she sinks in the meantime...she sinks!

Gonna slip quietly over the side 'n disappear fer a while....landlubbers to sort out. If she sinks in the meantime...she sinks!

We will not let her Capt'n. Sorry, visiting with my son this weekend.   

I see she's still 'ere, then.....thought somebody would've scuttled the ol' bucket in me absence. But then, it seems, when I slipped quietly over the side, so did everybody else....the poor ol' hulk is deserted an' dead in the water!

Oh well, if that be the case, I might get meself on one of them thar luxury cruise ships an' take it easy fer a while....bein' waited on 'and and foot by some of them loverly stewardesses they 'aves aboard...and we don't. Bin 'ard work capt'nin' this 'ere vessel 'n keepin' you drunken swabs in line, so I deserves an 'oliday.

Bin 'ard work capt'nin' this 'ere vessel 'n keepin' you drunken swabs in line, so I deserves an 'oliday.

Not till we storm the shores of Stardock!

I do not know about the operators of Joeuser but many of the more frequent users support the FAR RIGHT and Bush!

#284 by COL Gene Fri, August 11, 2006 09:17 AM

Ah, Capt'n Starkers, it seems we have brought some vermin on board. Perhaps we should call the exterminator to rid ourselves of these stick in the muds.

Dr.Guy

No just a dose of truth!