Oh, and Dr Guy, you can be first mate and in charge of the rum rations, plus the stash of grog in the hold the former cap'n must've been severely slippin' into when he made his first log entry

Ain't much rum rations left, starkers. Dr. Guy and I finished it all in a game of quarters last night!

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I'm glad this was important to him.

Can i be in charge of the wenches and cabin boys?

Alrighty with the cabin boys, not so sure 'bout the wenches tho....oh orright then, I'm past chasin' 'em up & down & around the deck anyhow.

I want to be in charge of keel-hauling, making people walk the plank, and spanking...

That's fine, Fuzzy, and while yer at it, grab that cabin boy Randy, who thinks he's rather dandy, you rub his bum in red hot rum fer swipin' the First Mate's brandy. As fer the spankin', well you'll have to fight little whip cos she bagged them thar wenches fer herself.

Can I be a cabin boy?

Now we all know why ya wanna be one of those, Zubaz....ta go over little whip's knee fer a spankin' ev'ry so often. That's fine too, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue and wait yer turn.

I dunno, this cruise has turned kinky all of a sudden...p'raps this 'ol tub should be renamed: Twisted Sister (ships traditionally are female) or maybe Good Ship Lollipop.

And Dr Guy, you might wanna think about sobering up ASAP, it's your turn to steer and Fuzzy'll have ya walkin' the plank if yer drunk and hit too many potholes.

I'm still here...I was just havin' a spot of rum in the cabin whilst you folks was arguing about your cat piss of choice! Ain't much rum rations left, starkers. Dr. Guy and I finished it all in a game of quarters last night!

Gidday Gid, nice of you to drop in while I was writing up the log....seems I'll have to make an extra entry now: "Pisspots drink rum rations, remember to go shopping at next port."

BTW: My younger brother was named Gideon, Gid for short, but sadly he's no longer with us....seeing your name reminds me of him, for the humour and cheekiness we shared.

Ain't much rum rations left, starkers. Dr. Guy and I finished it all in a game of quarters last night!

SHhhhhhhssshhh! You weren't suppose to tell!   

SHhhhhhhssshhh! You weren't suppose to tell!

Well, it was gonna be a hard secret to keep as soon as the crew started tellin' how you was running around the foredeck in that Carmen Miranda getup singing "Copacabana". I'm telling you, doc, you, booze, a chest full of clothes, and a karaoke machine are NOT a good combination!

BTW: My younger brother was named Gideon, Gid for short, but sadly he's no longer with us

Sorry to hear about your lost. Hope I do honor to the name.

Well, it was gonna be a hard secret to keep as soon as the crew started tellin' how you was running around the foredeck in that Carmen Miranda getup singing "Copacabana". I'm telling you, doc, you, booze, a chest full of clothes, and a karaoke machine are NOT a good combination!

Saw that and thought I was dreaming....obviously not, eh! And doc, you might wanna reconsider dressing up like that, if ya don't want unwanted attentions from the rest of the crew. Besides, "I don't want these men getting any horny notions." (Telly Savalas, The Scalphunters).

Sorry to hear about your lost. Hope I do honor to the name.

Thank you...and yes, you certainly do. My brother was always happy and joking, a right larrikin and always fun to be with - which is why it was a total shock, devastating to the family when he took his own life for reasons unknown to us.

That was 5 years ago now, and though it was difficult for a long while afterwards, we've managed to move on, particularly for the sake of his 3 young sons. Everyone loved, admired and respected my brother, for his friendly and easy going personality, for his marvellous sense of humour, and these are the memories I maintain and cherish, rather than those of losing him.

In fact, regarding the Carmen Miranda scenario, reminds me of how my brother would have joked just like that...more to the point, he'd have actually enacted it with minimal encouragement, if any, just for the heck of it. Once he and a mate went to the pub dressed in their wives clothes, purely for a bet, just to see the shocked reactions of everyone there.

I see Captain Starkers is asail again.

I'm telling you, doc, you, booze, a chest full of clothes, and a karaoke machine are NOT a good combination!

Saw that and thought I was dreaming....obviously not, eh! And doc, you might wanna reconsider dressing up like that, if ya don't want unwanted attentions from the rest of the crew. Besides, "I don't want these men getting any horny notions." (Telly Savalas, The Scalphunters).

Arrggg! Guess I have to get a new wardrobe!

I see Captain Starkers is asail again.

Oh Arrggghhh me 'earty, can be a landlubber fer just so long.....an' playin' battleships in the bathtub weren't hoistin' me sails anymore.

I 'appens ta like yer cap'ns crest there, Po'...bears a strikin' resemblance. I might get ye ta do one fer me cabin door, so's I'm not disturbed 'an get me a good night's sleep now n' then. That be the way me bucko, strike the fear of Davey Jones' Locker into the 'earts of them thar wenches, any gay cabin boys we might 'ave as well

Arrggg! Guess I have to get a new wardrobe!

Might be a good idea...an even better one, bein' he's got a certain flair, would be to get Po' to design it fer 'e....just pray it be better than that thar birthday suit he gave me.

And it still has me amazed that he captured how I look first thing in the morning ....me thinks he must've borrowed some of Brad's surveillance gear and hidden it in those icons of his I have up on my desktop.

just pray it be better than that thar birthday suit he gave me.

I thought God gave you that suit?

me thinks he must've borrowed some of Brad's surveillance gear and hidden it in those icons of his I have up on my desktop.

Yea, now I have to watch while I blog in the nude too!

I thought God gave you that suit?

He did, with the assistance of my parents, but that was a long time ago and Po' depicted it a little more accurately to reflect just how long I've been wearing it.

Yea, now I have to watch while I blog in the nude too!

So glad I'm not the only one...tho looking at Po's depiction, p'raps I should think about a girdle so's I can see my keyboard a bit better.

Another thoughtful post from the political left I see. No doubt ranting yourself into a mouth-foamed, self-righteous anger will get you past the pro-Republican spin filter.

Another thoughtful post from the political left I see. No doubt ranting yourself into a mouth-foamed, self-righteous anger will get you past the pro-Republican spin filter.

Ah, we are long past that. However we do need some more hands for the Good Ship Starkers! As First mate, and Rum Chief, I can prommise you lots of fun, and {hic} Rum!

Ah, we are long past that. However we do need some more hands for the Good Ship Starkers!

We might be long past it, but we should never forget from whence this thread began, if only to be alert to the devious ways and means being employed to weed out those considered to be from the wrong side of the political tracks....those methods used to snoop on our political allegiances, personal habits while at our PC's.

BTW, Dr Guy, are you now dressing before coming to the site?....me, I've taken to wearing a thermal lined bathrobe and PJ's, and for good measure I've resorted to fur lining my tin hat cos temps here have been plummeting to minus 3c overnight.

As for more good hands, well yeah! Despite new anti-inflammatories for my arthritis, thus making it easier to chase them thar wenches around the decks, I still might need to put 'em over someone elses knee to administer the spankings.