The Name says it all
Can someone tell me what this says? I can't read.
Published on August 30, 2006 By TheGuyPC In Windows Software


I can pick out a few words. That's about it.



Comments
on Aug 30, 2006
I'm sorry Guy, but that's just plain funny.
on Aug 30, 2006
on Aug 30, 2006
Well, the most recent update of their EULA, on their site is dated Nov. 2005. Let me tell you this....it's bizarre.

Some of you think I'm a conspiracy theorist? Here's just one little section I found in PSPX's EULA.

To be eligible to Use or download the Product you must be in compliance with applicable export laws. You may only download, install and/or Use the Product if: (i) you are not a citizen, national or resident of, and are not under the control of, the government of: Cuba, Iran, Libya, North Korea, Sudan, Syria, nor any other country to which the United States has prohibited export; (ii) you will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Product, directly or indirectly, to the countries mentioned in clause (i) nor to citizens, nationals or residents of those countries; (iii) you are not listed in the United States Department of Treasury lists of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotic Traffickers, nor are you listed on the United States Department of Commerce Table of Denial Orders; (iv) you will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Product, directly or indirectly, to persons on the lists mentioned in clause (iii); and (v) you will not Use the Product for, and will not allow the Product to be Used for, any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, for the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction.

You must further acknowledge that you do not have Cooties, crabs or any other foreign bodies feeding off of your person. You further assure that you are NOT associated with persons either directly, or indirectly... that have Cooties crabs or any other foreign bodies feeding off of their persons.  

O.k., the blue text was my own words.

Yeah, ya no Bin Laden has been trying to download PSP for some time now! Iran has plans for nuclear weapons....but they just can't git 'er dun without PSPX.
Thank God Corel is looking out for us!

I can't even begin to imagine what the ACTUAL EULA says.

I'ma gonna look into it though.

PC
on Aug 30, 2006
Some of you think I'm a conspiracy theorist?


Now where would anyone get an idea like that? Geez, don't it just amaze ya how people can jump to conclusions without a shred of evidence.

You must further acknowledge that you do not have Cooties, crabs or any other foreign bodies feeding off of your person. You further assure that you are NOT associated with persons either directly, or indirectly... that have Cooties crabs or any other foreign bodies feeding off of their persons.


That may not be as far fetched as it sounds.....not that I've frequented such an establishment, but I figure there'd be a brothel or three with a similar notice on the door.

Anyway, all the best with yer PSP thingy.

on Aug 30, 2006
Conspiracy theories and Paint Shop Pro.

on Aug 30, 2006
So I guess, Corel wants to make sure nobody 'paints the town red'

{to use an old phrase}
on Aug 30, 2006
This is what happens when someone drinks too much Moosehead and then tries to write a EULA.