Now I don be avin a mac, but seems this ere be a mighty fine idea?

aaarggh Bosun Gid, we be pleased if yar did me harty aaarggh

er be one of thar wenches

AAARRRGGGHHH it be too bleedin' quiet 'round 'ere fer me sanity, so c'mon all ye jolly tars, git ta singin' a few bars o' Yo ho ho....or be findin' yerself walkin' tha plank.

I am sorry. That is a derogatory statement against women of Color. You are not allowed to use those words. The Bureau of Political Correctness has decreed that instead you use Yo hee Hee.......

arrrgh, cap'n if it were up ta me, i'd make 'em walk tha plank o'er the shark infested depths o' dA. Tis a place no man returns from......    

An' I s'poses tha bureau 'll use that thar Stardock technology ta locate I an' impose a fine? Not ta wurry, us'll 'ave tha 'Sister' parked in shark infested waaters n' 'ave our cannons trained ta scuttle thar boats if'n 'em even thinks 'bout comin' alongside.

Besides, that thar "yo hee hee" don't 'ave tha same ring to it, now do it? Nah, us've never bin unkindly spoke of them thar ladies, n' u'll not be breakin wiv age old pirate tradishun fer tha sake o' some pencil pushin' bureaucrat wiv too much time on e's 'ands.

I mean, what'd be next if'n us let's 'em git away wiv that...."aarrgghhh" gits struck from our vernacular cos it frightens little ol' ladies n' discriminates agin 24 letters of tha alphabet??



Now don't you go gittin' too gung ho 'bout plank walkin' over thar at dA, thar be far scarier places fer ta be instillin' tha fear o' Davy Jones' locker in tha black 'earts o' them wot won't co-operate. Why thar'd be wurse places deep dark 'ere in tha bowels o' WC that'd bring even tha meanest, blackest, scurviest pirate cringin' to e's knees.

Ye prob'bly 'aven't bin 'round long nuff ta know 'bout tha dreaded Stardock technology wot strikes fear inta even tha blackest 'eart, so be warned an' watch out fer guv'nor Fogboy's men. I'll tell 'e tha two ta keep yer eye open fer most, that thar Jafo n' Fuzzy Logic....if'n 'em ever gits ye 'ooked up ta them Stardock machines. ye'll be screamin' fer yer mammy n' wishin' yer ne'er let go her apron strings.

Nah, them dA depths be like a goldfish bowl compared ta wot them blokes can do to 'e.

They want Santa to toss the stuffing. Saying fat people are bad role models for young uns.

Arrg, I be just warning ye. I not be from the pc coppers.

And who's to say all Santas are padded up...in this day and age of frequent fast food, etc, there's a good chance quite a few fill the suit naturally. And fat people a bad role models for kids? What about politicians who lie; slander each-other; bicker like kinder kids into middle-age and can't keep promises? That to me is a far more damaging precedent to set kids...and these are the pricks telling us what is acceptable/correct.

Ya know, here in OZ schools now, teachers are forbidden to refer to gender specific parent figures in the classroom...supposedly so as not to confuse children of same-sex relationships. Now how stupid is that...mum & dad are now sexless and must be referred to as...er, what the f**k do you call a genderless parental figure???

I has gotten so ridiculous with all this political correctness, it will get to the stage where people will be afraid to communicate...and youngsters will grow up not knowing how. In fact, I already find it difficult to hold a meaningful conversation with some younger folk....they use the barest minimum of language/words to express themselves, and because of this they don't have the patience to listen if you need to convey thoughts in one or more sentences.



I knowed ye weren't a flatfoot...thar were too much of a spring in yer step fer ta be one o' those intellectual thugs....aye, an it be good ta see ye agin, Doc.

Arrgg! That be 1984. A very prophetic book that just missed on the year.

Good to see you resurrecting this old tub. We still have a company to ransack! And I be in the mood for booty!

arrgg, cap'n... we gots schools here in tha new world where youngsters can't e'en play a game o' tag or dodgeball. Brings a tear to me eye, so it does.......  

ye had bet'r pass me tha rum......  

Arrgg! That be me job! E'en the Cap'n does not get his daily ration lest I test it first!

Parental unit 1 and 2 them be Arrrrrrggghh!

cap'n....that be sound'n like some kinda bad joke ta me....

Wish twer.